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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:07 am Subject: Too funny not to share!

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:34 am Subject:

LOL!! I love it!!

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:41 am Subject:

Dayum I wish I was there for that!

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:47 am Subject:

I hope you can get this! Called THE BIG ONE
http://denimandlace.50megs.com:80/1bigone.html

Not sure if I put this up either:
http://birdloversonly.blogspot.com:80/2007/09/may-i-have-this-dance.ht ml

Just make sure you have your speakers on. I am finially going through some emails and have come across these, so since I am in a good mood, sharing today!