OoooWeee, that was an interesting phone call, folks. The first time I called, I just wanted to see what they said when they answered the phone, which was "Hello?" So I hung up. Then, assuming they had caller ID, I called right back. The phone was answered "Who is this?!" (With a very heavy accent) Here's how the rest of the call went:
Me: "Hello, who am I speaking with?"
Them: "Give me your name and information."
Me: "What company is this?"
Them: "I can't tell you that unless you give me your information."
Me: "Sir, I was recently the victim of identity theft, and I don;t give out my information unless I know to whom I'm speaking."
Them: "We have a case on you, so you better tell us your name or we'll hang up."
Me: "Sir, I have no idea who you are or who you work for, so if you want anything from me, you'll tell me who this is, and not hang up."
Them: "This is the Federal Department. I can't tell you who we are until you tell me who you are."
Me: "You are the Federal Department where?"
Them: "The Federal Department, where I work."
Me: "The Federal Department of what state or country, sir?"
Them: "The Federal Department for everything."
Them: "We have a case on you that's about to be files, so tell us who you are so we can tell you where to send us money. We already know you're in Houston. We'll hang up."
Me: "You;re telling me that you're a branch of the federal government and that I need to pay you, but you won't tell me who or where until I give you my information?"
Them: "Yes."
At that point I hung up, since he just effectively screwed himself.