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 Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:33 pm Subject: Great One liners |
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Great One liners
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they are going?!
- Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.
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ben
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| Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:54 pm Subject: |
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Those are great ben!!!
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Rhonda28
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twokidtwocat
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Heres a few that relate to this board.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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Wow! Debbie I like this one..
| Quote: | | If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
I got this one,
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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Roxette thats a real good one. i may have to use it sometime.
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Rhonda28
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good one liners
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"a closed mouth gathers no foot"
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