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11-23-2005, 01:33 PM
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Great One liners
Great One liners
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11-23-2005, 11:01 PM
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:lol:
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"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." Leo Dworken
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11-23-2005, 11:37 PM
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. __________________
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." Leo Dworken
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#5
11-23-2005, 11:49 PM
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Heres a few that relate to this board.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. __________________
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." Leo Dworken
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11-24-2005, 10:44 AM
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Wow! Debbie
I like this one..Quote:
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. __________________
Debtconsolidationcare offers free counseling and help, please avail the services before taking any major decisions.
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11-30-2005, 05:25 PM
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good one liners
:lol:
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#9
11-30-2005, 05:28 PM
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"a closed mouth gathers no foot"
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