Hello Everyone. I've read all the replies regarding the scam letters we've all received. I thought you all might like to read a sarcastic response letter I sent back instead of accepting their special invitation. I thought it was funny. I'll let you all know if I receive a reply. Here's the letter:
Dear Kirsten,
The Neo-Tech Illuminati and your offer are extremely intriguing. Were I someone else I just might have accepted my “special” invitation. Unfortunately for you and the Neo-Tech Illuminati, I am unable to accept your offer. Although, I will point out that you are absolutely correct in stating “[I] possess several rare traits,” so thank you for the compliment.
The reason I am writing to you today is to enlighten you on how these “gifted people” found me. You mentioned that must remain a mystery for now. You also suggested you “analyzed my profile.” It might be interesting to note that had you, in fact, analyzed my profile you could not possibly have discovered anything about me when you do not even know my name. Recently, I listed my contact information on the mailing lists of several companies and organizations, which is how you came across my name. The catch is that you do not have my accurate last name. Had you really known who I am and completed a legitimate analysis of my “profile” you would have known that.
Don't let this news discourage you. Your letter might be quite convincing to someone else who doesn't know any better. I really did enjoy reading it. But the wonderful truth is that the magical power of all those secrets already lies within each of us. So I thank you for your generous offer and may I suggest that next time you do your homework before making such grand claims. Thanks for your time.
Regards,
me
P.S. My sweetheart already thinks I am AMAZING even without the benefit of the Neo-Tech Illuminati's special secrets. I blew him away from the moment we met, as did he me.