Three Time Offender - that is too funny! They must really think you're special! *wink*
Ok, I wrote out a letter that I am going to be sending them in the mail tomorrow...... It is as follows:
To Whom It May Concern:
Please read this whole letter. It is constructive criticism and not an angry rant.
I received my Orientation Booklet in the mail yesterday. I spent all evening perusing the enclosed literature only to find I had actually received nothing more than well-written ad copy.
On page 22 of the Orientation Booklet, “Jennifer” states that, “You don't need any money to get started or any education or training.” Obviously, this is a false statement because in order to receive any information, secrets, etc., one must send in $139.95 by February 3, 2006 in order to receive the second installment. So … do I need money to get started or not? I did not even receive the Orientation Booklet or Installment II invoice until February 6th, so I already missed that window.
It makes no difference anyhow. It is obvious that your people have messed up. Because, if they truly read my profile (whatever that is!), they would know that I am literally poor and do not have $139.95 to give anyone. What little money I do get is just enough to pay rent, utilities, and food, with nearly no money left over. I am in desperate need of a car, clothes, medical assistance, and more. Not some group trying to cleverly coax money out of the poor and desperate. That is mental abuse!
So, if I am one of the chosen few, please send me this 1,000 page manuscript for free. If it truly will improve my life as your literature confidentially states, then I will more than happily pay for the manuscript and contribute financially to Neo-Tech Illumini when that money comes in.
Then again, I guess this letter is moot because since I missed the February 3rd deadline, “Neo-Tech Illumini will no longer spend any more time helping (me).” (page 54) In other words, “if you don't have money or want to give us money, then we want nothing to do with you.” I thought your group wanted to help cultivate these special abilities that are dormant within me? Guess that was all just hype also, eh?
I just wanted to thank you personally for preying on, and abusing, the negative situation I am in and my low self-esteem and confidence. You just made my day even worse knowing there are even more crooked, lousy, greedy people in the world.
By the way, I know of a forum online, where quite a few people have received your literature recently. Guess I am not so special and of the chosen few after all!
Yours truly,
Barbara E
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What do you think? I doubt it will make any difference though.