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 Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:59 pm |
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey
that work
(Eqn 1)
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Eqn 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Eqn 3)
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Eqn 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Eqn 5)
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To Conclude:
From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to let women become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)
From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever
after!
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goodnelly
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| Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:05 pm |
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The post is not meant to hurt anyone.....someone forwarded it to me n wen i read it i simply burst out with laughter...so shared it with all of u.
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goodnelly
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:40 am |
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Good one .. 
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Alex_Zee
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:51 am |
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| goodnelly wrote: | | Women = eat + sleep + spend |
You do realize, that I'd have gotten roasted if I posted that.....
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:59 am |
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OMG!! That's a good one!! Thanks for sharing!!
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| Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:29 am |
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Great one Nellie. Thanks for posting it.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:45 am |
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huhu it help me...
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:20 pm |
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It is said that laughter is the best medicine......so i try to laugh out wenever i get a chance. Thanks to all of u that you liked it .......happy laughing heee heeeee 
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