When will the madness end??

LMAO!!! I have some really backwoods relatives...I have a great-aunt Mary who's 90 years old. My other great-aunt died 2 years ago, and Aunt Mary snuck a bottle of Kessler's into the funeral home. She put the bottle in the toilet tank in the ladies room, and kept sneaking to the bathroom to have a drink. She must've gone to the bathroom a heckuva lot during the first visitation, because she passed out before it ended..She couldn't make it back for the second visitation, and she "didn't feel well" for the funeral the next day.

Now...That's freakin' class.

OMG---that sounds like something my aunt would have done!

When my brother got married he had a reception at the MGM Grand in Vegas----there was a beautiful buffet. My aunt took a ziploc bag along the buffet line and took some for her plate, a little in her bag, some for her plate, a little more for her bag. I was SO embarrassed! ---Yes, indeedy class personified. BTW---she was raised in FLORIDA!!!

LOL! That's hysterical!

There are a lot of buffets in Florida..My first job was at Stacey's buffet in Port Richey. At 4pm every weekday the price would go up $1.00..Because they would begin serving carved roast beef, ham and turkey. At 3:55 pm every day you'd see a million little old men and ladies running to the cash register..So they could be on time to eat dinner for lunch prices.