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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:39 pm Subject: Where is God?

Two little boys, aged 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were
always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any
mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother
sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the
preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and
asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the
question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble
this time."
("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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"GOD is missing, and they think we did it !"

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:24 am Subject:

Christina-that is too funny! Thanks for the laugh,I needed it! Very Happy

...Karen

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:40 am Subject:

That was really cute Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:47 am Subject:

I have another very lovely story. It's about Bill Gates. I will get it soon. Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:40 pm Subject:

Young boys are such a trip! I remember when I visitied my brother and his family last Christmas, what a curious kitten his youngest stepson is! He just had to explore all of my baggage and my purse and wallet. He was looking at all my credit cards and telling me which ones he was going to get someday, and going through my backpack, looking at my clothes and travel supplies. The funniest part was the look on his face as he reached into a small zippered pocket on my backpack and pulled out all my bras and underwear for the week. It was the exact same look on Edward Norton's face in the movie Death to Smoochy during Magic Cookie Time.

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:11 pm Subject:

You must wear some interesting undergarments.

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:22 pm Subject:

Come on! Any eight year old boy would look mortified to be handling women's underwear of any kind!

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:28 pm Subject:

lickingolives · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:15 pm Subject:

this is inappropriate confersation, dont u think?

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:28 pm Subject:

If so, would you kindly explain the origins of your username?

lickingolives · Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:36 pm Subject:

it is bereft of thez confersation to speak of Gods name

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:42 pm Subject:

I was asking about your username, it is rather odd. And, may I welcome you to the 21st century where there is no theocracy and it is perfectly ok to mention God in a sentence or story.

One more thing, your spelling needs a tune-up.

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:25 pm Subject:

m@ybe HE Ju$+ LIK3s +o Typ3 IN L3Et

Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:05 am Subject:

Oh please, licking olives. EVERYONE (well almost everyone) wears underwear. If God were physically walking the earth at this time, even He would probably be wearing underwear. The pastor at my church probably wears underwear.

Underwear is nothing to be ashamed of. It's just clothes. Do you wear clothes? I hope so. And you're probably wearing undies under them too.