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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:34 pm Subject: Woe Is My Joe

Well my beer has run dry
But I ain't gunna cry
Cause, Oh Woe is my Joe

Well he ain't got no legs,
Let alone a big toe
Oh woe is my Joe

Well the debts up to here
And the debts up to there
Oh woe is my Joe

Now the farm lands run dry
I still ain't gunna cry
Oh Woe is my Joe

Now I have tried
Tried to stand
Stand by my man
But I'm pissed off as hell
I'm not one to dwell
Without a dental plan
I can't get no teeth
Now I can't
I can't stand
I can't stand by this gamblin man
Oh Woe is Joe

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:00 pm Subject:

Could his wife be a 'ho? cause it rhymes with Joe---

Another verse could be--

"I won't be no 'ho for that slimey ol' Joe"

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:34 pm Subject:

cont....

Now I'm a pick'n and a grinn'n
Still ain't got me no teeth.

I've taken up advice from my good friend Lorri,

So go be woe Joe
I ain't gunna be your Ho
I gots my pride
Teeth or no teeth
A ho for Joe?
I don't think SO!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:09 am Subject:

I think Joe should go and blow the snow off the plateau. He did outgrow the chateau, and when it went into escrow, Joe needed dough. He sold his Van Gogh and Peugeot, won 2nd place at the dog show, went quid pro quo with a gold pro for some bordeaux, but in the end, he had to lay low and just go with the flow. Last thing we know, Joe left skid row in a slow UFO.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:13 am Subject:

ha ha ha ha ha ha
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:32 am Subject:

I best get me a dental plan Danger Boy Doug, momma needs some teeth! xoxoxoxo-Priddy Patti
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:11 am Subject:

Whoa!--say it ain't say about poor ol' Joe
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:13 am Subject:

Joe - so no mo'.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:29 pm Subject:

I think patti is going for a dental plan, she's tired of being a toothless hit song writer. She'll get more exposure with a set of full dentures.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:32 pm Subject:

outstanding!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:38 pm Subject:

Priddy Patti has a way of making you feel the moment she is in. Most spectacular, I knew you would like her new stuff fins.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:40 pm Subject:

It has an acquired taste for sure..... LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:40 pm Subject:

No teeth?
Hmmmmm...could we lend her some? For a small fee? LMAO!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:41 pm Subject:

I wonder...Steelers, do you think there is an album we could buy?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:43 pm Subject:

OMG! You know what, maybe if she sees what a talent others think she has, maybe she will tape record something on cassette. Hell, I'd settle for an eight track recording, just to make me feel where she is coming from. She is down right spunky.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:46 pm Subject:

I really feel it too.
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