Well... update as promised. My debacle's with internet payday lenders CTC, VIP Cash, VC funding, and E-Payday-Loan and new on the scene (from 2005)Quikpayday, ameriloan, and United Cash Loans... (fake applause

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So here's what I've done so far.
I've closed my bank account totally and BB&T is awesome with not re-opening any account and they are assisting me in reversing some of the charges.
I've told my employer that I screwed up and the wage assignments are NOT valid and they are fully supportive.
I've sent wage assignment revocation letters to all the PDL's I owe (even the 3, now, that showed up out of west bumb-a-hell from 2005).
I've emailed and faxed loan revocation letters to ALL the PDL's stating they are illegal,solicited a Maryland resident anyway, don't contact me, and well bollocks to them. (the letter was so much more eloquently put, but thats how I felt!

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I've sent several complaints to BBB several times (since these companies have SO many d/b/a's, I figured why not send to all of them!)
I am on 5 of 7 complaints to the Maryland AG office general complaint form. I will be mailing them a copy of letter I sent and constant correspondence I receive from each PDL in the mail as soon as I'm done. I am extremely tired and as specific as I can get for each situation but the complaints I'm writing kind of look like a form letter with the same requests over and over again...
Plus as an extra, Utah has a financial regulations office that you can send a complaint to as well... didn't know about that one, but cool to find out.
Is there ANYTHING I'm missing?
I really ought to start getting some "work" work done before I'm jobless