Rant Rant Rant

i do not blame you one bit.i would be seething as well.i don't know how you would handle it but,i would when i moved out to leave mr landlord a nice package on his front door.manily a lit bag of dog doo.

I'M VERY SORRY DEAREST GOLDENBAST.
BAD LANDLORD AND BAD JUDGE WILL BE JUDGE FOR GOD ONE DAY.

Myself, I'd be tempted to pay the fkr a late-night visit. But that's just my kind, sensitive side talking.......

I deal a lot in cash these days, including my rent. No receipt, no cash. No way. Works for me.

you have a sensitive side unc?who woulda thunk it. :shock: 8)

Heh..I have had several interesting ideas given to me in the great spirit of giving..and vindictivness ..from friends and family..I will list them.maybe you guys can judge on the best one:

1. Take the kitty liter box out of the house the last couple days...I have 4 cats.

2. Save my er...monthlies.. :):):) leave them for the landlord to find.

3. Dump some dog poo in the toilet back tank..every time the toilet is flushed you get poo water (eew factor here).

4. Buy several dozen big crickets (or even cockroaches) from a reptile place..let em all loose.

That is the going list so far....I doubt I will do any of it..but it gives me the warm fuzzies to think about the jerko-o landlords reaction to them.

wow!!!!!!!!great stuff.why not do it all?give him somethings to keep him busy once you leave.just a thought.

Oh I should mention that this is only a big aggravation in the long run...I will have an eviction for the next *grumps and grouses* 10 years, but it will mean squat....we signed a lease on a nice 4 bedroom house with the possibility to buy it from the owner in about 5-6 years. So the eviction won't hurt me in that respect since I don't plan on moving again.

exactly,as your first entry stated your moving anyway.this joker just wanted to make your ars weary.i like some of the ideas you came up with.will think up more and post tomorrow.or is that too late.

Nah....the whole stupid thing is that we were gonna move in the next day or two......but with this eviction, it just gave us 5 days, and if we are still here, then the landlord has to go back to court, obtain a writ of possession ($15) and then use that to have a sheriff escort us off the property...we will already be moved out way before that but now my cantankerous self will wait the whole 5 days, have everything moved out and wait for the sheriff and the landlord???????.they can come knock on the door and I will be standing there with an empty unit and me and a single suitcase, then sashay out and say, ???????Oh, I was just leaving???????.

Nah....the whole stupid thing is that we were gonna move in the next day or two......but with this eviction, it just gave us 5 days, and if we are still here, then the landlord has to go back to court, obtain a writ of possession ($155) and then use that to have a sheriff escort us off the property which can take up to another 10 days and neds to have a notice posted (by the sherif this time so that old faker can't BS this time) 24 hours before it happens...we will already be moved out way before that but now my cantankerous self will wait the whole 5 days+, have everything moved out and wait for the sheriff and the landlord???????.they can come knock on the door and I will be standing there with an empty unit and me and a single suitcase, then sashay out and say, ???????Oh, I was just leaving???????.

Sweet revenge is nice. The only problem is if you cause any damage, he might take you back to court to sue for any damage caused to the apartment. IE letting your cats pee all over could be very funny I think, but he may end up suing to replace carpets etc which could be costly.

Leaving your "monthlies" isn't causing any damage. Heck, don't most women's bathroom have a separate garbage can for those things -- Go around town and collect a bunch and leave them all over the place.

Something I've done before is to shove wedges between the front door (so the door can't be opened at all); then I barred the back door. Climbed out the window and down a ladder, and closed/locked the window on my way out. Still don't know how my landlord actually got into the place.

Another thing I've done was shut the gas main off and lock it with a heavy-duty lock in the off position. My landlord had a restaurant on the first floor, and so I did this on a Sunday morning before the restaurant opened. Put him out of business for a couple hours during breakfast until the gas company came out.

exactly debt cruncher.i have a better idea than the doo doo in the toilet tank.just remove the washer and screw connecting the floater in the tank.the toilet won't flush properly and there is no way to link it to goldenblast.kind of like the breakfast club only more costly to mr.landlord.

Not planning on getting your deposit back, are you, GB? :lol:

I wouldn't do anything to make the place unliveable, or cause him to have to make any unneccessary repairs. That's just borrowing trouble. Not to mention giving him an excuse to keep your security deposit, or even haul you back to court for more money if the repairs are costly enough.

What I would do, is make sure people know what kind of scumbucket he is. Tell people about him. Make up flyers and post them in every laundrymat and on every bulletin board in town. Hell, I'd probably put up a website dedicated to him if I was mad enough. Don't say anything that you can't prove is completely accurate. He'll likely try to raise hell with you for getting the word out, but if it's true, there ain't dick he can do legally.

When you vacate the house, make sure everything is clean and presentable. Then go through the place with a camera, and document that it's clean and presentable. That'll keep him from claiming bogus damages just to get more money outta you.

I agree with Uncle Wulf. Heck, I'd even put a flyer under the doors of those that rent from him, telling them that they need to protect themselves from HIS unscrupulous acts. Better to help people than to get revenge. :wink:

I guess I'm the only one who doesn't find destruction of property funny. I just don't see the humor in it. Yes he may have been a jerk, but nothing about cat piss strikes me as even remotely funny.

[quote=desperatelyseekingsanity]I agree with Uncle Wulf. Heck, I'd even put a flyer under the doors of those that rent from him, telling them that they need to protect themselves from HIS unscrupulous acts. Better to help people than to get revenge.[/quote]


Hey, if you get revenge by helping people, it's a win-win situation, right?

I gotta say, that I agree with smo. What is so funny about destruction of property. The guy is a jerk and will get what he deserves, but ruining things only brings you down to a lower level than he is at.

Great advice from UncleWulf!

Make sure you take pictures of the place when it is empty and before you leave completely. I'd be willing to bet he will still try taking you to court claiming you caused damage to the place.

I've seen a few too many episodes of Judge Judy, I know how that always goes down.

I'm a big fan of karma..I am not going to do anything that can come back and bite me on the but...but he 'getting the word out' does appeal to my streak of vindictivness I don't let loose nearly enough...so much of this is just to keep me in chuckles thinking about his reaction. I already figure no matter how clean I keep the place, he will keep the deposit..using his 'fact' that I didn't pay him rent (even though I did). I would have to haul his butt to court to get the deposit back and I don't think I want to go into that hassle for 200 bucks honestly. I did plan to take pictures because now I wouldn't put it past him to try and bilk me for more cash on bogus repairs.

He is messing with me though..that A hole unlatched and opened my yard gate and let my very pregnant chihuahua out. I live near the street and my dumb butt dog doesn't think that cars can flatten her. She has been let out three times now and I know it was him because a neighborhood kid came to the door and told me my dog was out, that a big fat bald man let her out....gee...that sure does sound like my landlord. She is not an outside dog, but I used to regularly let her out in the morning afternoon and evening to enjoy the great outdoors and potty, now I have started letting her out at different times and have stood outside watching, but that is such a hassle with me finishing up the packing. I will be so happy to get out of this place.

Personal attacks are not permitted on this site. - Uncle Wulf

Guest...if you had read the entire thread, you would know why.

*just rolls her eyes at the guest post*

Why did you post that question? Didn't learn how to read?

Well the ordeal is over and I am very happy where I am. I had to laugh...my new landlord spoke to my old landlord and even she commented that he sounded like a senile old fart. :)

And no, I didn't trash the place. :) I did video record me dropping the keys off. Heh.

glad it's over and I hope you get on better with your new landlord! Starting fresh can be such a great feeling!

I just want to point out that Karma is a bitch!

To bring everyone up to speed so they don't have to reread the long drawn out mess, a landlord cheated me and then evicted me in a retaliatory fashion....anyhow here is the update that just proves karma is a bitch:

These are duplexes...he owns the block...the building I lived in, one across from it and the two units behind.......well.....they are A B C D E F.....We were in A......here is what has happened since the whole fiasco:

C: Tenant took his own life.....with a gun to the head......very messy (this was very sad, I knew the tenant and his wife..I miss him greatly) I helped his wife move out....the bedroom..well they are going to need those professional crime scene clean up guys......that place is STILL for rent...

D: Tenant and boyfriend get killed by ex boyfriend, with the kids in the house.....that place is still for rent....

E: Bad storm tore out part of the roof and all of the fencing....

A & B: Just a few months after we moved out B caught on fire from faulty wiring and both A & B burned down.

In retrospect I have to thank the jerk landlord profusely...had he not tried to cheat us, we would have still lived there when it burnt down....it could have burnt down with my family in there! So now I am happy he evicted us.

But as I said, Karma is a bitch.

Wow, that is karma to the extreme! So sad to think about all the people that have past and that have lost though.