I applied for a payday loan which I thought I was denied for
Date: Tue, 09/05/2006 - 10:34
I was thinking "planet of the apes" theme myself...
I was thinking "planet of the apes" theme myself...
I think I need a shower from reading that. I feel all dirty.
I think I need a shower from reading that.
I feel all dirty.
Hey, there is absolutely nothing dirty about being dirty..It's s
Hey, there is absolutely nothing dirty about being dirty..It's stimulating.
And you will never convince me that you were not reading this wi
And you will never convince me that you were not reading this with a smile on your face the entire time!
wow, Ari, I just re-read this thread..We had it goin'.
wow, Ari, I just re-read this thread..We had it goin'.
Me too! We had the other one going as well! We stole the show he
Me too! We had the other one going as well! We stole the show here last night!
LOL..Yeah we did! No one could keep up with us! We were smokin'!
LOL..Yeah we did! No one could keep up with us! We were smokin'!! Look forward to a repeat performance soon!
Likewise! Let's pick another topic that seems rather in the dreg
Likewise! Let's pick another topic that seems rather in the dregs and liven it up!
Let me think, maybe invade the bankrupcy forum or the political
Let me think, maybe invade the bankrupcy forum or the political action forum with some political talk!
OOOOH YAAAAAA!!!! I can talk about something I know nothing abou
OOOOH YAAAAAA!!!! I can talk about something I know nothing about! Bring it on!
Do you have any ideas! Another British invasion maybe?
Do you have any ideas! Another British invasion maybe?
What you just asked me it the fast typist thread really got me f
What you just asked me it the fast typist thread really got me fired up! This will be one smashing good evening with thrills, chills, and a midget playing the grande piano!
OOOOHHHHH!!!!!! I'd like some death-defying daredevils, as well.
OOOOHHHHH!!!!!! I'd like some death-defying daredevils, as well...Although I can't wait to see the midget!
We will also be having pizza delivery boys jumping out of airpla
We will also be having pizza delivery boys jumping out of airplanes, a redneck cooking show, and an entirely nude orchestra!
We'll have that! A nude fire swallower! But the acrobats will be
We'll have that! A nude fire swallower! But the acrobats will be in full three-piece dress suits completel with hats, gloves, and cufflinks.
oh good, that's fine, but what about the animals, doggone it..we
oh good, that's fine, but what about the animals, doggone it..we can't have a show like this without animals!
Poisonous snakes! And birds who eat poisonous snakes! And jungle
Poisonous snakes! And birds who eat poisonous snakes! And jungle cats who eat birds who eat poisonous snakes! And a singing goliath beetle!
Right! Somebody has to sell refreshments! The cows can vend ice
Right! Somebody has to sell refreshments! The cows can vend ice cream and cheese crackers! They have to make them first.
and nice creamy milkshakes..we can stir in reese's peanut butter
and nice creamy milkshakes..we can stir in reese's peanut butter cup chunks...MMMMMMM
I've always craved those! Until my blood pressure went up! L
I've always craved those! Until my blood pressure went up!
Let's not forget what those pizza dudes are jumping out of airplanes for....delivering pizza!
Yippee!! They will somersault gracefully through the air as they
Yippee!! They will somersault gracefully through the air as they deliver those pizzas..Free to all of our friends!
Now that's what I call a pizza party! We will also have cute lit
Now that's what I call a pizza party! We will also have cute little penguins and polar bear cubs serving drinks ice cold!
aw, how adorable! My favorite animal is a kangaroo..I think we s
aw, how adorable! My favorite animal is a kangaroo..I think we should have some of those, too.
They can pass out glow sticks! We can also have little monkeys r
They can pass out glow sticks! We can also have little monkeys running the popcorn machine. The zebras will be supervising all this of course!
Of Course! And the giraffes will pass out balloons to everyone..
Of Course! And the giraffes will pass out balloons to everyone..And there will be an enormous gorilla just to scare the jerks away.
We'll feed the jerks to the poisonous snakes after we taunt them
We'll feed the jerks to the poisonous snakes after we taunt them until we can taunt no more for we will be out of ideas!
For some reason I think we will never ever be out of ideas!
For some reason I think we will never ever be out of ideas!
Even I experience writer's block and other forms of creative dow
Even I experience writer's block and other forms of creative downtime. Nevertheless, we also need household pets on unicycles making the rounds with trays of fresh veggies and dip.
I would also like to see some llamas giving out free samples of
I would also like to see some llamas giving out free samples of face cream.
Not a bad idea! We can also have peacocks giving people makeover
Not a bad idea! We can also have peacocks giving people makeovers and lions styling hair.
as well as a Burro and a donkey giving manicures and pedicures,
as well as a Burro and a donkey giving manicures and pedicures, respectively.
Music provided by nude orchestra will be accompanied with vocals
Music provided by nude orchestra will be accompanied with vocals performed by doves, horses, lambs, and seagulls. Stand-up comedy provided by parrots!
LMAO!!! It's beddy-by time for me! I must go, and I will be tuck
LMAO!!! It's beddy-by time for me! I must go, and I will be tucked snugly into bed by my gorgeous American Bulldog, Howie.
Sweet dreams! It time for my tea-and-grapes break anyhow! Cheeri
Sweet dreams! It time for my tea-and-grapes break anyhow! Cheerio!