Fins, Ari, Bossy.. you people are the fastest typists
Date: Tue, 09/05/2006 - 16:06
No, no, no....it's "WAAAAAAAAAAH!". Now try it again.
No, no, no....it's "WAAAAAAAAAAH!".
Now try it again.
You asured me it was from being tired and shagged out after a lo
You asured me it was from being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
I thought you guys were talking about typing fast and I wanted t
I thought you guys were talking about typing fast and I wanted to compete but I see you're still doing Python or whatever LOL, over my head again :)
My brain is too dead to type fast today and my shoulder hurts fr
My brain is too dead to type fast today and my shoulder hurts from this wonderful desk set-up I have.
Do what I do in situations like that. Go soak in a bath and drin
Do what I do in situations like that. Go soak in a bath and drink some red wine. Then you'll be totally relaxed and in full MP mode!
One glass doesn not knock people out! It creates a nice buzz so
One glass doesn not knock people out! It creates a nice buzz so you can let your hair down and goof off without that nasty hangover later.
But you will be sitting in a hot bath - that will cause the alco
But you will be sitting in a hot bath - that will cause the alcohol to run faster.
Plus - how big is the glass? :)
it is the size of a regular wine glass, and nobody takes hot bat
it is the size of a regular wine glass, and nobody takes hot baths in Florida in late summer, only lukewarm or cool baths.
What do you plan to call this book? When will it be finished, an
What do you plan to call this book? When will it be finished, and if you dare go into that ambiguous speech I will put a bag over my head!
Right now, it is untitled. The working title is "Holy Crap!", bu
Right now, it is untitled. The working title is "Holy Crap!", but just a working title.
I say go with that title. It is attention-getting! Should make y
I say go with that title. It is attention-getting! Should make your book a best seller!
Ok - have fun. Drink some wine and get out your sketchbook.
Ok - have fun. Drink some wine and get out your sketchbook.
Oh, good to see other people here! But still..No one types as fa
Oh, good to see other people here! But still..No one types as fast as me!
Is that why you've got top billing on this thread?
Is that why you've got top billing on this thread?
I agree, Ari is special. She knows how to play with words and ma
I agree, Ari is special. She knows how to play with words and make it magical. She never falls short of it. Just curious, Ari, did you do some degree in literature? Your creating sentences is not common. Especially, when you abuse the jerks?? lol
I have a degree in business, but right now I'm kicking myself fo
I have a degree in business, but right now I'm kicking myself for not getting a degree in art or literature, those are my true loves and there seems to be more work in those down here than there is in business!
The lightning wit you see in my posts is completely hereditary. I come from a long line of well-versed sarcastic people!
I though it came from you feeling funny by putting bologna into
I though it came from you feeling funny by putting bologna into your shoes...
I wonder what you people will do if you meet each other face to
I wonder what you people will do if you meet each other face to face. Guess, jedijeff13 to be your strong competent Ari, in any field.
No JediJeff, you're not an idiot! I just recognized that kind of
No JediJeff, you're not an idiot! I just recognized that kind of humour (bologna in the shoes) as yours!
Ari, I would KILL for your degree in business..I bludgeon myself
Ari, I would KILL for your degree in business..I bludgeon myself daily for my philosophy degree..I HATE my job in HR..The only other thing I can do is teach, and that possibly sucks worse.
Want to trade identities for a little while? We can test drive e
Want to trade identities for a little while? We can test drive each other's degrees.
OK!! I don't know how the people I have to deal with at work wou
OK!! I don't know how the people I have to deal with at work would handle your sarcasm..Maybe you can whip everyone into shape for me?
And...You get to file freakin' garnishments all day and explain
And...You get to file freakin' garnishments all day and explain to those wimps WHY they're being garnished, and you get to explain to them WHY taxes get taken out of their checks and WHY they don't get paid triple time on Saturdays....Yep, I'll trade.
Do I get to job hunt for you?
Job hunt for me! Have at it! I've been looking for two weeks and
Job hunt for me! Have at it! I've been looking for two weeks and making phone calls and getting nowhere. I can easily deflect whining, especially when it comes to garnishments and taxes.
I have a whole list of things you can tell them, things I've nev
I have a whole list of things you can tell them, things I've never had the guts to say.
I'm sure I already know what they are! Allow me to triple time i
I'm sure I already know what they are! Allow me to triple time it! Give me an idea of what you wanted to say, and I'll dress it up!
I think idiot, lazy, and B.S are some key words...
I think idiot, lazy, and B.S are some key words...
from some of the questions they ask you, here are some fiery ans
from some of the questions they ask you, here are some fiery answers!
Why do you have to pay taxes? So you don't end up in jail for tax evasion and stiffing the police officers and EMT's who may save your ungrateful ass one day!
Why are you being garnished? Because you're so bad with money, you don't pay your bills and your creditors have asked us to intervene.
Why don't you get triple time on Saturday? It's not a bloody national holiday every Saturday!
Any other snappy answers for stupid questions needed?
How about when they blame ME for their garnishments? The lowest
How about when they blame ME for their garnishments? The lowest paid guys make more than $20 an hour...And they always work overtime.
And my favorite.."If I take FMLA can I get overtime pay, since I always work overtime overy week?"
Or.."I noticed on my check that you didn't include time and a half with my vacation pay"
You mean to tell me that people who work at your company...peopl
You mean to tell me that people who work at your company...people who provide essential services to me, do not know that they have to pay taxes???
That explains a lot. I hate your company. They are public enemy #2, right behind the IRS.
Karen would carry a sign booing the IRS,but she doesn't want the
Karen would carry a sign booing the IRS,but she doesn't want them to figure out who she is on here!...KAren
Don't blame me for your garnishment! You should be thanking me!
Don't blame me for your garnishment! You should be thanking me! I'm helping you out of debt you ungrateful b@$tard!
There is no such thing as overtime on a leave of absence? What will you be doing that constitutes "overtime"?
Vacation time is 40 straight hours! It doesn't specify which 40 hours! Next time, don't plan your vacation around a time and a half week!
Oh yes, Polly...You have no idea about the mentality of these ge
Oh yes, Polly...You have no idea about the mentality of these gents. I understand why you hate my company, though..I do too, but they pay me well, and I need them!