Fins, Ari, Bossy.. you people are the fastest typists

Oh Ari, I think I need to record you saying this stuff so I can set the cassette player up on my desk and let it play non-stop.

Sure! I'll pm you my phone number!

Oh how flippin' funny!!!

Bossy, my big brother is a IRS agent. What was he thinkin? I am happy for him though. He didn't graduate from college til he was almost 40. He worked for years in a place that had crazy work hours, and mandatory week-ends and holidays. He wanted a 9 to 5 job, and that is what he got. Plus all travel expenses paid, and every friggin holiday known to man off paid. Must be nice!

fins. I HAVE to send you guys money by the 11th. Remind me would ya? :shock:

Are you serious? If you are I'll give you a call!

Don't forget,Polly-you have to send me money too :lol: ...Karen

Serious as a heart attack!

Polly...You know you can make an arrangement, right? Call the call center, I can give you the number.

LOL I made an arrangement, but I didn't have it to send them the day I thought I would. Now it is the 11th or else!

Grrl I have you guys and the other evil company on speed dial! I don't think a month passes that I am not on the phone with one of you!

Bossy...I think I gotta couple of nickles if yta want em :P

Those creeps..Sorry, i have no control over that..I'd wipe it out if I could, but I don't handle consumer accounts..Too bad!

Nah-tha's ok,Polly. just thought if someone was giving out money,I'd stand in line!...Karen :lol:

ARI>>You Rock! I'm gonna make sure you hear this...Holy freakin' Hannah!

If I could give out money to the world I would! Unfortunately the only one's who get my money are the one's I am indebted too.

If I ever have a fortune, I will spread the wealth, but not in the normal tax right off ways. I have all kinds of charity ideas!

yeah- I hear you! Wouldn't it be neat to be able to do that though!...Karen

I would like to work at the call center! I have talked to them on the phone a few times, they are always crabby. And I thought I got stupid questions, I bet they got it worse.

It's ok! I don't have to hear it! I hate the sound of my voice recorded! I know I sounded perfectly sarcastic and abrasive! Just fill me in on the wounded, sad faces of the clowns who do hear it!

Oh..I have to figure out the best way to do this!

Unfortunately, it's not very loud, so they'll have to come reeeeeaaaalll close!

I hate the sound of my voice, too...Don't I sound about 12? And by the way..I think your sarcasm is a definite virtue.

fins you don't sound 12!!! I think you have a very sweet voice.

Thanks! Do you think I have a SEXY voice?

Oh thank you! I really should join a theater group, I've always wanted to do that! It would be fun and it's the only way my sarcasm wouldn't get me in any trouble!

I think you'd be great! Take a bow right now! You would be great at improv, I think.

I wouldn't call it sexy per se... LOL

Your voice is just very pleasant!

So is my brother and a few of his friends, that would equal five, and we'd put together an American improv show that I can only hope becomes as popular as the Python!

well why not sexy? LOL... I have a tendency to get a bit shrill when I get going, don't I? Our conversations usually result in some hysteria!

Naw, not shrill...
I dunno. Your voice always cheers me up!

Only female DJ's have 'sexy' voices, and 9 out of 10 times they ain't nothin to look at.

aw thanks..You have a great laugh! It always gets me going.

awww shucks...tks

I always thought my laugh was kinda dorky.

I'd call your voice youthful and girlish! If you called me at AMEX, I'd assume your date of birth was in 1985.

Really Ari!!! I like you more and more..Try 1973!

ummm...Polly..I wasn't ignoring you..I couldn't send you a message back! wazzup with dat?

Seriously! After about two months I'd be able to peg somebody's year of birth just by the sound of their voice and I was usually right!

That's awsome..I think you speak just like you type. It's always fun to put the voice with the forum member..You sound like you should, so does Polly, so does Liz! Do I sound like I should? lol...

1973 was a good year!

yes it was...

To quote Twain.."it was the best of times..It was the worst of times.."

well November 14 1973 was the BEST! LOL

I'm partial to December 31, 1973 myself!

My mom was a senior in high school then! I guess then I can vouch for 1973 even though I didn't come around for another six years!

Well that would have been my first new years eve! Can't say I remember it though

Ari...ur making me feel old! LOL

I'm not trying to make anyone feel old! I'm just jealous because if I were born sooner, maybe college would have been cheaper and the job market less of a nightmare!

Hey...Where has my bud Andy Young been?

Ari if it makes you feel better I am still paying on a student loan from 1992.

I love student loans! Between me and my husband we have a zillion dollars worth! Student loans are the reason I work! Anyone see the irony there?

I haven't to start on my student loan until January! To make things worse, as of the present I am sacked!

Don't worry Ari...Things are gonna work out for you, I swear!

Just make sure you use that glorious British accent at all of your interviews, and you'll be sure to land a plum job!

Ari there is this beautiful thing called forebearance. lol

I am in in at least 6 months a year. Too many other bills to pay!

I will polish my Brit accent diligently as I kick myself for not becoming a nun like my youngest brother suggested.

probably 20% of the garnishments I file are for student loans. Another 60% is child support.

I'm not at all surprised you get contact from the DOE for student loan garnishments. Child support shirking is just unacceptable. Record those who complain about such garnishments and send the tapes to the kids they have been stiffing. Let me think while I cook up a snappy answer for a stupid question like that!

There's one idiot who works 2 full time jobs because he has 3 kids from 3 different women and pays child support for each.