For Mike

Thanks Ashley, it will be done.

Others might be guessing what this is about. Surprise!! :)

Regards
Mike

If this has something to do with 7 goats, a box of Saltines and a jar of honey, I am NOT interested.


Change the goats to llamas, and I could change my mind.

(laughing uproariously here!)

Jeff, how on earth do you come up with this stuff!!??

I want a surprise too :( Karen

Fins.....you don't want to know what goes thru my mind. Though, I like to think of it this way:

Let's imagine that there is life out in the universe. Say on a planet circling our nearest stellar neighbor Alpha Centuri, who is four light years away. Now, this life form is so advanced, they have created super powerful telescopes and have pointed them at our planet. And let's imagine these aliens have picked one person on this planet to observe. And let's further imagine that person is....ME. And even more, let's imagine that I have become quite the television star on this planet, with my daily antics of foibles, pratfalls and idiotic actions becoming the catalyst for the most popular show on their television system.

Just imagine. Me. Little ol' Jeff - the Jerry Lewis of Baldarian IV.






Jokes on them, though. It'll be four more years before they realize I'm on to them.

You haven't been taking your medication, have you, Jeff?!!!..Karen

Bossy--I think the problem is he's taking TOO MUCH of his medication....:)

lol @ Jessi! Yea, you may be right, he's seeing things! and hearing voices..Karen

I heard it all started after that toilet paper truck accidentally tipped over and it's contents were spilled all over his front yard..He was about 9 at the time...The driver yelled at him for hours about squeezing the Charmin...He never got over it.

I heard it was because he wanted to be an Oscar Meyer weiner and didn;t make it!!..KAren

That was when he was 12....Just one disapointment after another...It's sad really.

Hey! I was only 9! The guy had hairy arms and scary tattoos. And his name was Leslie. It was a very confusing time for me.

LOL

And the Oscar Meyer incident. Well....let's just say there is still pending litigation and I really can't comment at this time.

LOL @ Jeff, maybe thy'll give you the wienermobile!!..KAren