Doug
Date: Thu, 01/04/2007 - 19:01
i just want you to know doug ain't the bad guy yous think. I was in prison, then i was paroled last week, and i met the true love of my life doug. I wrote this here ditty for him:
as i stare into cyberspace
all i see is your angry face
oh how i wish
oh how i dream...
you would tie me up and tie me down
then twist me all around
for you doug, my convicted felon
i give you my last melon
i want you to call me names
i want to play in your twisted games
oh doug my convicted felon,
smack me here
smack me there
and don't forget to pull my hair
i love you doug
Douggie has a girlfriend. She has to be better looking than the
Douggie has a girlfriend. She has to be better looking than the one posing with him in his posts. She sounds like she's got some lovin' to give ole Douggie.
But it sounds like Priddy Patty has been locked up for a long lo
But it sounds like Priddy Patty has been locked up for a long long time and has her eyes set on buck toothed felon Douggie.
I can't even believe this! I swear, what a HOOT!!!
I can't even believe this! I swear, what a HOOT!!!
If it weren't Doug's entertainment what would we do? Looks like
If it weren't Doug's entertainment what would we do? Looks like he is an inspiration to many. Just look, he inspired somebody to write a love song for him.
Quote:I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW DOUG AIN'T THE BAD GUY YOUS THINK.
Quote:
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW DOUG AIN'T THE BAD GUY YOUS THINK. I WAS IN PRISON, THEN I WAS PAROLED LAST WEEK, AND I MET THE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE DOUG. I WROTE THIS HERE DITTY FOR HIM: |
OMG :shock: Does Priddy Paddy think she can rap like P Diddy? I forgot when you're locked up, you learn all kinds of new things :roll:
You know it must be later than I thought, because I can't seem t
You know it must be later than I thought, because I can't seem to log in to post. Double sorry, that was me. :oops:
OK, I lost something in the translation here. Who is Doug and i
OK,
I lost something in the translation here. Who is Doug and is Priddy Paddy his trailer trash girlfriend?? I need coffee...