I need something really really great to say....

You could always tell him that due to the 25 people that he was sending to process you, you only felt the it was right to notify your neighbors and the police not to be alarmed - that you were not having an unexpected party, but that you were being "PROCESSED"!

Ask him to survey the 25 people coming over so you know what to order for toppings on the pizzas.

Also have him tell you how many of the 25 drink diet and how many like regular Pepsi.

Tell I am sorry---but I just can't have steaks ready for 25 people. Would hot dogs be okay? :lol:

Nothing is going to happen. It's clear that whatever they are doing is absolutely illegal. Someone with illegal intentions cannot challenge one person who is right. That's the power of law.

That is true----yeah its fun to imagine you could have a snappy comeback. On second thought "debrag" don't even acknowledge the loser.

Ask him if he's got any stolen card numbers, when he says no.. tell him to 'Go Fish'

So I just spoke with Mr. Jackson with United Processing & he just wanted to call to tell me that people were going to come to my house to have me processed on the spot and that I needed to come to Florida immediately to take care of a legal issue.

Debra

LMAO! You better get your behind to Florida then! LMAO! Tell him that you need 24 hour notice to make the appropriate first class accomidations, and that the local sheriff is paying for the extradition. What an absolute IDIOT! LOL

Maybe they signed you up for Judge Hatchett and they are doing a road show... the 25 people are the judge, bailiff, court reported, court clerk, lawyers, cameramen and the audience. Surprise! They're having a court case in your living room.

Even better, because even if you lose your case, you still get paid for your appearance and the appearance money you would have gotten they take and pay your judgement with! IT's a win-win, you get your bill paid, and national exposure!

You need to "know" instead of "think" when you accuse someone of trying to steal from you.

debrag, I am putting the previous link here in which you mentioned about this issue.

http://www.debtconsolidationcare.com/settlement/about21386.html

Tell him you're really mad that you cooked all that dinner for the 25 guests he was sending to your house, and you even did your hair super nice and they didn't even have the courtesy to show up. Jerks. LOL

I went to the police station today and filled out an identity theft complaint and they are going to supeona Western Union for their records. It is definitely a fraud case. Even if for some reason I gave them my credit card number (which I didn't), they still would not be authorized to take any funds without my express authorization. They will find out for sure who exactly it was that tried stealing this money and also what company it was they tried sending it to. WU was not able to give me any kind of information without an order to do so.

I have this gut feeling that it's going to end up being his company. Hopefully this will put another dent in this company biting the dust!

P.S. - I loved all of your suggestions :) I have a letter drafted to the original company so that I can clear things with them directly and find out exactly who I need to pay. I'm not trying to get out of paying anything...I know that I borrowed the money and I need to give it back...but being told I'm going to jail and people are coming to my house is ridiculous.

I loved the fact the he told you that you had to go to Florida. DUH! They have to take you to court in the county that you reside in. Sheesh! It just gets better and better with this clown. It sounds like you are being proactive about the situation though.

Yeah I thought it was pretty interesting too that he said I had to go to Florida....thing is...before he hung up on me...he didn't tell me where in Florida I'm supposed to go....am I just supposed to show up? :)

Yeah - just knock on Florida's door and ask for directions.

He's probably one of the people who calls Priceline and asks for a trip to the Carribean....Too bad that's a REGION and not a destination...lol

Florida! Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard. It shows that he is full of it-----he's must want you to take a trip to Fantasyland at DisneyWorld and that makes total sense cause he must have a Mickey Mouse BRAIN, if he thinks you're gonna fall for that.

You should ask him if you get a free haircut at their business when you get there. That bed-head you get on a plane is really unattractive, and you want to look your best for the Judge Hatchett show.