Ru-B A Dub Dub, I Donts Likes My D-I-R-T-Y Soaps Sud

Well a ru-b a dub dub
I don'ts likes my d-i-r-ty soaps sud
Can'ts seems to wipe a way the crud

Perpitrain'
Instigatin'
Your mind seems to be giratin'

Runn'n a muck
Like a big mack truck
Soaps sud ain't nuthin' but a shmuck

No matter how much sud
Can't seems to wipe away the crud
Best bet is to sit back and relax
Just drink a Bud
And just forgets about the d-i-r-t-y soaps sud