Pl ea sed to meet you, wont you gue ss my name?
Date: Tue, 06/19/2007 - 16:07
I had a few
And di ss ed a few
Couldn't pay my bills
Had to make a hard hard hard, a hard decision
SO I did, I made a , made a decision
I closed my checking account
I closed that account
I got the calls the threatening calls
So I turned them in, into the man
The man took care of them, yes the man , the man did
Now I am payday free, payday, payday free
Never looking back
Plea sed to meet you, won't you gu ess my name?
Ahem. Well....You remind me of someone else, but I can't qui
Ahem.
Well....You remind me of someone else, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Philadelphia Freedom, shine a light, shine a light........shine
Philadelphia Freedom, shine a light, shine a light........shine a light on me! PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM
Michael rode the boat ashore, halleluyah! Michael rode the boat
Michael rode the boat ashore, halleluyah! Michael rode the boat ashore, hallelu-u-uyah.
Yes, I am having his baby! What a beautiful way to say I love yo
Yes, I am having his baby! What a beautiful way to say I love you, I am having his baby!
people stop and stare'n I can't see their faces Only the shado
people stop and stare'n
I can't see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes
I'm not talking 'bout moving in..and I don't want to change your
I'm not talking 'bout moving in..and I don't want to change your life..
Pick'n your nose and chew'n it, chew'n it You think it's funn
Pick'n your nose and chew'n it, chew'n it
You think it's funny
But it's SNOT
Youre a hot snot sundae
with a booger on top!
Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made.
Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made.
If you want it Here it is come and get it You better hurry
If you want it
Here it is
come and get it
You better hurry
Cause it may not last
She is all that I have left, and music is her name!
She is all that I have left, and music is her name!
They were dancin' And movin' to the groov'n And just when it
They were dancin'
And movin' to the groov'n
And just when it hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted:
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC RIGHT
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY
MADE BY THE BOOGIE TO PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TIL YA DIE
TIL YA DIE
OH TIL YA DIE
This was our community family's favorit song at campfire, swear
This was our community family's favorit song at campfire, swear to god this is true.
Sing, sing a song
Make it happy
To last the whole day long
sing of good things
Not bad
Sing of happy
Not sad
Just sing
Sing a song
To last the whole day long
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony!
I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony!
YOU NEED TO START SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE
YOU NEED TO START SHOWING ME SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE
HO DOWN!!! Here's a letter I just got from Mike: Fins:
HO DOWN!!!
Here's a letter I just got from Mike:
Fins:
There is no one better than you. I am tired of Mishele's attitude. She is nothing but a tardy ho. She is not like you.
If you want recognition, you have got to recognize.
If you want recognition, you have got to recognize.
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. My friends all have Po
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. My friends all have Porches - I must make ammends.
Rise and shine, and give God the glory glory! A little memor
Rise and shine, and give God the glory glory!
A little memory from my CCD days!
I could leave but I won't go, it would be easier I know. I can't
I could leave but I won't go, it would be easier I know. I can't feel a thing from my head down to my toes!
That was the last song that Janis Joplin recorded! It has been g
That was the last song that Janis Joplin recorded! It has been going through my head all day! She could have been sniffing or huffing at the time.
Don't worry, I have an enormous stock of batteries. Need some?
Don't worry, I have an enormous stock of batteries. Need some?
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I got what it
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I got what it takes
When I went to school in Olympia! Figure that one out and you wi
When I went to school in Olympia! Figure that one out and you will get a gold star!
Looks like Mke is getting around, here is the pm I just got from
Looks like Mke is getting around, here is the pm I just got from him:
Amy
You are a sparkle that is my eye. You bring bright joy, not darkness, but light into my world. It is my greatest pleasure to have met such a wonderful woman who is as beautiful on the inside as she is the out. Please, never stop shining your light on me. :wink:
I only say nice things to fins and mishele so they are not so mean to me.
Your biggest fan always, Mike
My Darling Dearest Fins: Please do not worry yourself over w
My Darling Dearest Fins:
Please do not worry yourself over what the others say. You and I know the truth, and the others will someday know it too. My goal is not to hurt them. Hopefully they will understand and wish us joy. Those three..Steelers, Mishele, and Irish..They are your friends and they will forgive you. Until the day comes..
Always,
Mike
Hey Irish, I think they are both smoking crack :shock:
Hey Irish,
I think they are both smoking crack :shock:
My most wonderful Steelers: You are the real professional, yo
My most wonderful Steelers:
You are the real professional, your performance on screen and ability to follow my direction behind the camera are spectacular. You are my money maker, your videos are selling like hot cakes. Don't tell Fins or Mishele, or Irish, but you are the true star, the beautiful star, my shining star. Your eyes illuminate my dark nights. I think Fins forgot to take her medications, I will call her doctor now. Please don't believe her, Mishele and Fins are stalking me.
Love, Mike
PS STEELERS: Don't tell them, I bought their batteries at the
PS STEELERS:
Don't tell them, I bought their batteries at the dollar store, they will surely die quickly.
Love Mike
Fins: Can you believe Steelers buys this bs I feed her? She
Fins:
Can you believe Steelers buys this bs I feed her?
She doesn't make me any money. Now you on the other hand..Lord, you;re a gold mine.
Mike
Holy Todeledo Mishele I think that they are sooking something st
Holy Todeledo Mishele I think that they are sooking something stonger than crack - some type of halucinegenic! They are both seeing things. You and I both know that we are Mike's Queens andthey are just mad because they don't know about his skelatons and we do!
Dear Mishele: You are my true tardy ho! You have the best mo
Dear Mishele:
You are my true tardy ho! You have the best money maker ever! Lovest, Mike!
P.S. I'm a perv!
Oh, what would I do without you lousy hos? Irish, forget about b
Oh, what would I do without you lousy hos? Irish, forget about being my co-star. You blew it.
Dear.. I will remain incomplete without you. I will be sad t
Dear..
I will remain incomplete without you. I will be sad to leave you behind when I am dead. When I am gone, please don't come to the graveyard. If you come, please don't bring a flower. I am already buried deep inside, please don't bury me more. The weight of the flower will push me away from you more.
For you
Mike
Dear STEELERS, heart of my heart I will remain incomplete wit
Dear STEELERS, heart of my heart
I will remain incomplete without you. I will be sad to leave you behind when I am dead. When I am gone, please don't come to the graveyard. If you come, please don't bring a flower. I am already buried deep inside, please don't bury me more. The weight of the flower will push me away from you more.
For you
Mike