Full version of Once Upon A Time.....

One fine day a beautiful Princess saw a dog in the forest and took it to her castle. She gave it a good scrubbing and a name. Luke, it is so she bought him a collar. It was made of gold and made of black diamonds and emeralds. Luke was a King of riches, a Master of the Jedi Force, really a Prince. He guards the big red dog. All cleaned up licked his bowl til it shined. He could not get any sleep and a little tender, loving care til the Princess got angry at the King. Then he ran to the wizard and the purple fairy because they were smart, cunning and kinda sexy too. The dog Luke enlisted the assistance of his pal Glenda the good witch. Glenda along with little Toto went off to get a snack. But on the way there, suddenly the ground started to shake and a loud voice bellowed loudly, "hey... jump into my shiny pink cadillac and they raced to the candy factory. While they sang brawdy bar tunes and danced in their sparkly shiny sunshine of feline bank donation in the litter (?) The Princess felt like a pretty penny in sunlight. When suddenly the bad breath monster opened the door and peeked inside and wondered why the Princes was sitting on a big fat peanut looking for jelly to spread on a big piece of blackened toast. There was a bad taste in the monsters mouth which would not go away. THen he licked a piece of the magic candy and turned into a beautiful strong Prince who looked like the Princess somewhat. Luke was very confused and licked the candy too. POOF...another handsome and HOT Prince. His name was Luke, Prince of the Purple Fairies. The Princess and the Prince were walking in a field of wild flowers. They held hands and stared into each other's eyes and danced in the lilacs till the sun started to rise. The first sunrise together was magical. And they did not want it to end. The other Prince (the one who looks like the Princess) thought he would tell Luke about the purple fairies. And the magic of this site that helped him eat his cake with meat loaf. This helped him get the strength to at last find his sister (Princess Glenda) so they can help the purple faires with the candy and finally defeat the illegal PDL's. The PDL owners died and everyone rejoiced and danced...


Whewww.. now that was NOT easy! but I'm LMAOOOOO!
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