MATHS :)
Date: Sun, 04/06/2008 - 22:59
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey
that work
(Eqn 1)
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Eqn 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Eqn 3)
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Eqn 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Eqn 5)
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To Conclude:
From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to let women become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)
From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever
after!
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey
that work
(Eqn 1)
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Eqn 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Eqn 3)
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Eqn 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Eqn 5)
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To Conclude:
From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to let women become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)
From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever
after!
The post is not meant to hurt anyone.....someone forwarded it to
The post is not meant to hurt anyone.....someone forwarded it to me n wen i read it i simply burst out with laughter...so shared it with all of u.
[quote=goodnelly]Women = eat + sleep + spend[/quote] You
[quote=goodnelly]Women = eat + sleep + spend[/quote]
You do realize, that I'd have gotten roasted if I posted that.....
It is said that laughter is the best medicine......so i try to l
It is said that laughter is the best medicine......so i try to laugh out wenever i get a chance. Thanks to all of u that you liked it .......happy laughing heee heeeee :lol: