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A funny story--Playing the Aliases thread in a diff. section

Date: Tue, 03/14/2006 - 11:46

Submitted by Jessi
on Tue, 03/14/2006 - 11:46

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Last weekend here at work, we got really bored. It was a slow saturday, and when that happens, we start getting goofy.

One of our co-workers, Steve, is a master voice impersonator...One of them is ex-president Bill Clinton. He sounds JUST LIKE HIM...

So we call Macy's furniture department to inquire about their mattresses...

After a 10 minute conversation, Steve says, "Me and my wife, Hillary will be in tomorrow to take a look...My name is Bill." And the lady said, "Ok Bill! I'll see you tomorrow!"

I don't know if she fell for it or not, and you probably had to be there, but we laughed most of the day about that...lol


OMG this reminds me of one of my most embarrassing moments! one I will never forget! we had been in Hawaii for three years and rented our house out while we were gone. When we got back, we had to do some painting and such. Of course my girlfriend found out I was back in town and she was ringing my phone off the hook. Every time I would get up on the ladder, she would call and my kids would call me to the phone. she was really starting to annoy me because she was calling SO MUCH. Finally when I had just about enough---trying to get this paint job done before our furniture showed up the next day---I told my kids that if she called again, to tell her that I would call her back later, that I was busy. sure enough, a few minutes later the phone rang. I was like %#@*&!!! My son answered, he told her I was busy---I could hear him from the other room, a few minutes later, he said but mom, its Julia Roberts. Okay now you got to know that me and my friend goofed off all the time!!! we were never serious and it was always one big joke and one big laugh. I said this is enough! hand me the phone!!! (me thinking she'll say anything to get me to the phone and this is just another joke) Before she could even say anything, I said 'hello---yeah, I got your julia Roberts, why don't you go and &^%$#@& Richard Gere and leave me alone!!!' Then there was silence and the voice on the other end identified herself as my husbands friends(local DJ on the radio) wife, julia roberts, in her English accent. and um---she wasn't laughing. :oops: :oops: :oops: My son couldn't believe i said that. when he said it was julia roberts, he assumed that I knew it was her and he had no idea I was going to go this other way with it. :oops: :oops: :oops:


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Submitted by imkimssister on Tue, 03/14/2006 - 15:11

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