This one takes the cake.
Date: Mon, 04/24/2006 - 12:02
Submitted by Not so Lucky
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Mon, 04/24/2006 - 12:02
Total Replies: 14
Tammy-I know how you feel,how funny :lol: When my son was littl
Tammy-I know how you feel,how funny :lol: When my son was little I came in and my fish tank was brown. I asked what happened and he said he fed the fishies. Turned out, he had seen me feed frozen brine shrimp by swirling it in the water,so he go a whole package of graham crackers, and "swirled" them all in there :lol: Had lots of dead fishies to clean up-hang in there girl---Karen
When I was a junior in high school, our drama club coach was tel
When I was a junior in high school, our drama club coach was telling us stories of his childhood, including one of him and his brother playing doctor with the cat. They put the cat in and empty bathtub and gave it an enema! He said that the cat was moaning in agony and walking in circles while it farted and dumped itself empty! Thank goodness it survived! He also told us of a prank he pulled on his brother at the dinner table by hiding a clipping from a Playboy magazine under his dinner plate so that when he lifted it to be served, his mother freaked out and had a fit! Boys will be boys, girls!
Ari I was never that evil. I don't think I ever did anything
Ari
I was never that evil. I don't think I ever did anything stupid as a child, although I'll have to ask my mother...and now I'm curious.
Mikey, I didn't mean to generalize. Perhaps my drama club coach
Mikey, I didn't mean to generalize. Perhaps my drama club coach was just doing what he did best...dramatizing. Maybe he made the whole thing up. Had the whole class cracking though!
When my DH was a little boy, their cat had kittens. He tried to
When my DH was a little boy, their cat had kittens. He tried to clean up the kittens - by washing them at the faucet and drown them all! His mom says he had them all lined up in a neat little row to dry in the sun. :shock:
That is heartbreaking! Those poor little baby kitties! Not that
That is heartbreaking! Those poor little baby kitties! Not that what my drama club coach and his bro did was any better. Giving a cat a colonic is pretty demented, no arguing that.
I have to admit, when I hear about puppies and kittens being housebroken, I wonder how the mother dogs and cats feel when they see their babies taken away. I think that if I had two cats that had kittens together, I'd do all I could to keep their little fam together.
I read in a biography about a certain unnameable terrorist, that he had a very upsetting experience seeing his neighbor euthanize a whole litter of kittens his family cat had birthed just moments prior. As I was reading this, I thought "that selfish, cheap little f*#ker!". I could imagine how devastated the cat must have been!
Sometimes, I feel I have more sympathy for animals than for humans. When I hear about atrocities committed against animals by "people" I just want to turn to the dark side and go bust some heads!
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When I was around 10-12 or so I had a Cat and 2 mice. Needless to say the cat got one of the mice which I was able to rescue but not before significant injuries were sustained. It died a few days later and the other mouse was so tramatized that it would try to bite anyone who came close. I still kept it though.
Fish are a lot safer.
The cat I had during my childhood years once got it in it's head
The cat I had during my childhood years once got it in it's head to go after my brother's hermit crab. Of course the crab pinched the cat's nose and he learned his lesson. That cat had some unusual conquests during the time I had him. He kept our yard rodent-free, he went after frogs and toads, and he once went on a tangent, knocking my nightlight from the wall in pursuit of a hornet. Can't remember who won though.
I have a funny story to tell from my own childhood! I was five,
I have a funny story to tell from my own childhood! I was five, and my cousins were five and seven, we were at our grandparent's house for the summer, and they have a stone wall running most of the perimeter of the front yard that was often a nesting spot for small milk snakes. One day we got it in our heads to collect milk snakes the way kids collect fireflies, and put them in an empty plastic milk jug. My cousin had a snake by the tail, and it was wriggling like crazy trying to get away, from a distance it looked like my cousin was twirling a jumprope! I got an empty milk jug and held it out in an attempt to get the snake in head-first, but the snake reached out, and opened it's mouth to bite the jug! I screamed and dropped the jug, and the snake reeled back and bit my cousin on the thumb, then he dropped it and it got away. Milk snakes are not poisonous, so my cousin was ok, but we never tried that one again!
Ari, you mentioned earlier that you sometimes have more sympathy
Ari, you mentioned earlier that you sometimes have more sympathy for animals than you do for humans. I have to say, you aren't alone. I was in a psych class in college(I was in many actually as that was my minor) and we discussed that at length. It has something to do with the animals helpless nature. I get SOOOOO irritated when people torture animals. Heck, I won't talk to my boyfriend for hours if he stomps at my cat (we have hollow sounding floors and she flips out when he stomps at her). It's something so harmless but I still get mad. However, if he stomped at a child and the child ran off, it might be funny. Odd how human minds work.
I once put peanut butter on my kitties nose and she walked around licking her face all day - it was hillarious until my mom discovered what I did and had a few words with me. Nothing too funny, but when you 10 it doesn't take much.
I would literally just disembowel any monster I caught f@&ing wi
I would literally just disembowel any monster I caught f@&ing with a helpless animal! I have no respect for garbage lowlifes who pull that sh!t. Sometimes, little kids to get a little rough when playing with animals, like me and my cousins as mentioned above with that snake, but any intentional harm, and that piece of sh!t should bypass jail and go straight to hell.
When I was a kid our pets were treated like members of the famil
When I was a kid our pets were treated like members of the family (well, almost). My brother gave our dachshund is own middle name of Harrison so the cat's name was Fritz Harrison Thomas!!! At Christmas, he would wrap up a can of dog food and write Fritz's name on it and help him open it :roll: So we never mistreated our pets.
Okay, I was cleaning the house today and when I flipped the recl
Okay, I was cleaning the house today and when I flipped the recliners forward, out fell 10 dog buscuits. Then I got them picked up and put the recliners back and went to vacuum under the couch and what did I find, MORE BISCUITS. Our innocent Brownie made us think he was eating his biscuits when he was really buring them. Has anyone else who has a dog, had this happen?
We used to have a poodle that would hid them in the couch. I kn
We used to have a poodle that would hid them in the couch. I know how people hide and save their food, it must be the same with the dogs. It must be survival instinct.