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My husband is busting on me right now....

Date: Mon, 06/12/2006 - 18:04

Submitted by Jedi Mistress Ari
on Mon, 06/12/2006 - 18:04

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Hey cats,

At this very moment, my husband is rolling around on the bed laughing his ass off and making fun of me for christening myself a Jedi Mistress and being an "Allmighty Super Moderator" and he's calling me "Super Credit Girl" and mimicking me in a silly high pitched voice. He's also laughing about my blog template with the Jedi Temple. When he gets going he never stops and his most common line is "Wait until I tell my parents!"

He's still going, he's saying in a high pitched voice "I'm the online credit hero"

He just accused me of writing "P.S. Could someone send me a lightsaber, I just lost mine." And then he said "Any of you know how to change lightsaber colors, mine turned red and I don't want to be a bad Jedi, I want to be a good Jedi and have a green or blue one."

He's still going. I'll update you later on just how ludicrous he is right now!


He was laughing so hard when you called him a weiner! Then he was carrying on about my blog! He doesn't visit this site or my blog, he just looks over my shoulder sometimes, back to my point, he knows that there is a picture of the Jedi Temple on my blog and he was really whooping it up about that! I wonder who told him, or showed him...he has his laptop with him at work, maybe some of his coworkers are forum members!


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Submitted by Jedi Mistress Ari on Thu, 06/15/2006 - 18:43

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Alright get ready for my husband's latest antic!

He was sitting on my side of the bed, waiting for me to finish using the computer, and snacking on pancakes loaded with grape jelly. He was shoveling huge spoonfuls of jelly onto the pancakes and eating them with his hands like burritos, while sitting on my side of the bed. Inevitably, he spilled huge globs of jelly onto the sheets! I said "Frank Nielsen! What were you thinking??" and he replies, with his mouth full of course, "Pancakes!!"

Rather than change the sheet, he just wipes of the jelly with a soapy washcloth. I insisted he learn his lesson by sleeping on my side of the bed for the night! But every time I'd lay down on his side of the bed, he'd roll me over!


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Submitted by Jedi Mistress Ari on Thu, 07/27/2006 - 14:46

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That's what I meant! Silly husband! He's always bringing food where he isn't supposed to! He hasn't used the dining table since we had our friends over back in April. Always at the computer, on the coffee table, on the bed. He's like a big goofy boy sometimes.

You should have seen the kitchen after he made pizza from scratch! There was so much flour it looked like a snowstorm rolled through!


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Submitted by Jedi Mistress Ari on Fri, 07/28/2006 - 11:47

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It is incredible, isn't it. My husband and I met at a football game, when I was doing sideline reporting for a public access tv show. My husband was playing on the opposing team...And he was cheating, plain and simple. I tore him apart after the game, even though I never met him before. I loudly informed him of the rules and reponsiblities of his position. Then afterwards I saw him at the bar and even more loudly told him some more. He finally cut me off and asked me out. That was 10 years ago..We are having our 9th anniversary soon...And I could not be without my big cheater.


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Submitted by finsfan13 on Fri, 07/28/2006 - 17:24

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I honestly have never heard of pancakes with Grape jelly before. A lot of guys save their calories for beer.


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Submitted by Glynnie11 on Fri, 07/28/2006 - 20:28

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Fins--That is a cute story. :)

And Ari--Your husband seems like such a goofy sweetheart. :)

My Chris and I went to the same youth group in High School. We had the same friends, but didn't know eachother personally. I worked down in the concessions at Sunday night youth group, and he would come and buy candy bars. He would buy like 2-3. I always thought he just really liked candy bars, but he was a chicken, and it was as close as he could get to actually TALKING to me..lol Apparently he would tell his friends "I just want to kiss the 'snickers girl.'" (That's how they referred to me...They didn't bother to find out that my name is Jessica...Just the "snickers girl.")

Well, about 3 years ago we met, and we knew we looked familiar...But it had been about 4 years since we'd seen eachother. We figured it was from youth group, and we knew the same people.

We had been dating about 1 and 1/2 years and one day we were at my mom's house, we were going through pictures and I pulled out one of me and my friend at youth group. He just went ecstatic saying, "You're the snickers girl! I've been kissing the snickers girl! It's what I've always wanted!" LOL He's such a turkey.


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Submitted by Jessi on Mon, 07/31/2006 - 04:58

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I'm over here because I don't know which one is best for my particular situation. I have 40K in credit card debt, some my Dad's. All bills are being handled, but I'd like to get all my credit cards on one account, and paid off quicker than by normal standards if some kind of arrangement can be made whereby interest rates are cut down, or the total amount is negotiated lower, or some combo, or something else?! I like the idea of settlement due to the lowered overall amount, but the part about having it go 4mo into default before anything happens disturbs me; I'm never in default normally! I would consider consolidation, except that seems like very little lowered totals with still having a hit on my credit.

"Help me, [JMA], you're my only hope!"

PS: I'm about three months out from finishing my 300hp rotary-engined pusher-prop X-Fighter. It's a 340mph, 1/2scale, manned(or womanned) version of the fabled, uuummmmm, "you-kno-what"....LOL! So, any help in the debt department will only lead to getting her airborne and flight-tested sooner if that is the type of motivation you need, JMA.....THANKS!


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Submitted by anonymous on Tue, 08/08/2006 - 12:04

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