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Date: Tue, 06/27/2006 - 14:43

Submitted by finsfan13
on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 14:43

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Ok guys, you're going to love this one...
The company I work for has some strict attendance rules, and all call-ins must be done through personnel. Since I'm payroll/hr I frequently get to take some calls. Well, today a gentleman called in because...And I'm not joking here...He was working in his yard yesterday and burned his butt crack so bad he couldn't sit down!!! He had a dr note, so the absence is excused, but I told him he should probably break his arm or something, because he's gonna take A LOT of ribbing for that one!!


When I lived in my old condo, we had a community pool. There was this one man who looked to be in his late 30's early 40's and he would come to the pool in a thong. He had 2. One was hot pink, and the other was leopard print. I would have to turn my chair around so I wouldn't look. I couldn't help it. It was horrifying. I would shudder when I'd hear him get in the pool because I knew that his **** butt cheeks were touching the water...lol

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lrhall41

Submitted by Jessi on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 14:53

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Finsfan, I am married to a Danish man and have traveled through parts of Europe and Africa. I CAN believe some of the things you've seen. I've seen more explicit things on my honeymoon. We were in Lanzarote where rich elder Europeans also vacation. I've seen little old ladies both thick and thin topless and their husbands in thongs. Nothing surprises me anymore. I admit I've seen things in Sarasota that have made me want to gouge my eyeballs out, but this is a public forum and I'm not going there!


lrhall41

Submitted by Jedi Mistress Ari on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 15:06

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When I was in High School my friend Bev and I were at the mall and there was a guy there that had his pants down so far I could see the back of his legs. His shirt came down far enough that I couldn't see his underwear. He was walking with his legs spread way far apart to hold them up as far as they were. I couldn't stop laughing..lol


lrhall41

Submitted by Jessi on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 15:30

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You'd think he would have felt a little hot? Maybe a tingle? SOMETHING!

I do feel bad for the guy, but oh my. Can you imagine him talking to the doctor and having to explain THAT ONE?

That's like when I went to the ER in January when I got that piece of chicken stuck in my esophagus. I could breath, but I couldn't swallow. I'll find the old thread later so I don't have to repost the entire course of events....I remember talking to the doctor like "I didn't chew it quite enough and swallowed it and it won't go down!" LOL


lrhall41

Submitted by Jessi on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 15:56

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OMG Ari..I've only been doing the phone stuff for a few days now, but I can't believe how many people will sit there with their dogs barking and kids screaming while they're trying to talk to me on the phone. It drives me insane..I want to say, "You know, that's really loud coming right into my EAR thank you! LOL


lrhall41

Submitted by Jessi on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 17:54

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Well, to name a few things I've heard. I had one fellow burp into the phone just as I was taking his call, had one guy yell SHUT UP at his barking dog, one lady announce to her husband that their infant son had messed his pants and she's busy right now, and I've also had couples on the phone with me talking from two different house phones. Activating cards sure isn't what it used to be!


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Submitted by Jedi Mistress Ari on Tue, 06/27/2006 - 18:24

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