We all need a good laugh..
Date: Tue, 06/27/2006 - 14:43
The company I work for has some strict attendance rules, and all call-ins must be done through personnel. Since I'm payroll/hr I frequently get to take some calls. Well, today a gentleman called in because...And I'm not joking here...He was working in his yard yesterday and burned his butt crack so bad he couldn't sit down!!! He had a dr note, so the absence is excused, but I told him he should probably break his arm or something, because he's gonna take A LOT of ribbing for that one!!
LOL Bunsy Big Butt...lol Hey Ari, can you hear the people on
LOL Bunsy Big Butt...lol
Hey Ari, can you hear the people on your phones before you actually answer? We hear a beep, and then you can hear the person. I've heard people singing, cussing, burping....lol It's hilarious. It's also interesting to "put them on hold" which is just on mute, and hear what they have to say then..lol
That butt must be in pretty bad shape, because he called in agai
That butt must be in pretty bad shape, because he called in again today..One more day and I get to put a little note in his file. Someone wants to start the long weekend a wee bit early, I think.
If he wanted a long weekend, all he would have had to have done
If he wanted a long weekend, all he would have had to have done is put in for vacation. Not toast his butt crack.
yeah, it's going to be pretty hard for him to enjoy his time off
yeah, it's going to be pretty hard for him to enjoy his time off if he can't sit down.