Time for a laugh
Date: Thu, 03/02/2006 - 20:17
Then one day while in town, he saw the man drive up in a Rolls Royce. He got out ofthe car with a beautiful young woman on his arm. The Priest walked up tohim and said "Well, I see your situation has changed. You look very prosperous.""Yes," replied the man. "I took your advice, went home, opened the bible at random and read the first two words.""Well, what were the two words that served you so well?" "Chapter 11." replied the man.
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid and instructed the collections manager to contact the customer.
The collections manager made the call and left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."
The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call from the customer who said, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."
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I really enjoyed those stories/jokes. A good laugh is always go
I really enjoyed those stories/jokes. A good laugh is always good.
Ha, my mother always tells me that laughter keeps the doctor away.
dumb joke
A CEO is stranded on a life boat in the middle of the Ocean with 5 other people who happen to be employed by him. They are about a week away from reaching land.
When informed that there is only enough food on board to feed 4 and asked the best way to ration the food amoungst them the CEO decides "Throw them all overboard so I can have 3-course meals the rest of the way"
