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Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

Say "Darn, this water is cold."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Oooh, you might want to get a doctor to check that out"

Drop a D-cup **** on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

By standing mens urinals: "Do you mind holding this for me while I light my cigarette?"

Say, "Oh sweet! A peanut!"

When peeing, scream: "IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!!

[color=Red]****Adult term removed - Jason[/color]




LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Mary

Sub: #1 posted on Mon, 03/20/2006 - 12:16

Mary Mary

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Wow that's really clever!

Sub: #2 posted on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 21:37

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I find all "bathroom humor" vile and disgusting.

Sub: #3 posted on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 09:23

aubrey aubrey
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so don't read it
Jessie was one of our most beloved members , and by the way it was posted close to 4 years ago

Sub: #4 posted on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 09:37

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I read part of it because someone responded to it today, and when I log on I go through all e-mails posted since my last log-on, and this popped up. Doesn't matter if God wrote it - still distasteful (IMO)

Sub: #5 posted on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:17

aubrey aubrey
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Aubrey if you do not like do not read it.
It is a joke from dearest friend jessi.
I thinking you are looking for ...
I didnt find any bad words in this joke.

Sub: #6 posted on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 05:07

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I liked it. And I'm glad it was from four years ago. Anything more recent then that and "someone" probably would have deleted it, locked the thread and given himself a big pat on the back for doing so . . .

Sub: #7 posted on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 16:50

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ive done half that stuff without this website..... just normal behavior........

Sub: #8 posted on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 16:13

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LOL hilarious! definetly will use some of these!

Sub: #9 posted on Fri, 05/28/2010 - 07:43

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