TIME OUT....For a funny story!
Date: Tue, 01/30/2007 - 12:35
Submitted by texasconsumeractivist
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Tue, 01/30/2007 - 12:35
Total Replies: 3
A couple years before my 2nd wife passed away I had an old 386 PC, that we setup to use as an answering mcahine instead of tossing it out. I installed a modem that could handle up to 50 voicemail boxes & such all programable, and it played wave files from my soundblater card! Cool beans!
On the day I was setting it all up, a telemarketer called. I was feeling frisky in the first place & picked up the phone. "Is this Charlie's Dating Service?", I asked. "No, this is so & so company", the guy said. "It comes up on my caller ID as Charlies! Where's that redhead I ordered man?", I replied. (My wife's face liked to hit the floor)
The conversation went on that way for like ten minutes, I finally yelled at man, "Look, punk! I ordered a cute, short redhead with blue eyes to accompany me on a dinner date & your horseshit company is ripping me off??".
He hung up, never called my house again. My wife was a short, very cute redhead with blue eyes. She liked to died laughing her butt off the rest of the day. "Your a wicked SOB when you want to be", she told me. "Eh hehe", I replied & finished setting up our fancy dancy answering machine.
*chuckle*
On the day I was setting it all up, a telemarketer called. I was feeling frisky in the first place & picked up the phone. "Is this Charlie's Dating Service?", I asked. "No, this is so & so company", the guy said. "It comes up on my caller ID as Charlies! Where's that redhead I ordered man?", I replied. (My wife's face liked to hit the floor)
The conversation went on that way for like ten minutes, I finally yelled at man, "Look, punk! I ordered a cute, short redhead with blue eyes to accompany me on a dinner date & your horseshit company is ripping me off??".
He hung up, never called my house again. My wife was a short, very cute redhead with blue eyes. She liked to died laughing her butt off the rest of the day. "Your a wicked SOB when you want to be", she told me. "Eh hehe", I replied & finished setting up our fancy dancy answering machine.
*chuckle*
That's a cute story, Texas (aka Dexas - lol)). Thanks for shari
That's a cute story, Texas (aka Dexas - lol)). Thanks for sharing it.
Your wife could not have found a better husband. You proved how
Your wife could not have found a better husband. You proved how much you love her.
Thanks! You should heard some of the wav files she made for the
Thanks! You should heard some of the wav files she made for the obnoxious telemarketers.....oh my god!
*hot, very hot* Made 'em think they'd called a 976 BABE line!
*ROAR*