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Help Me! I have been extradited to the UK

Date: Tue, 02/05/2008 - 14:16

Submitted by Frogpatch
on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 14:16

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I am posting from the stocks in the public square in the UK. Big Ltd/Gfsil had me arrested at my job and flown to England and turned over to Scotland Yard. They have put me in the stocks in the public square where children are yelling dead beat Yank and throwing dirt at me! Some tourist was nice enough to let post with my nose as she held her lap top.
Those people from Big are not kidding. Give them anything they want so you don't wind up like me!


Now I can refenrency "Monty Python." My favorite show and movies of all time!!! "The Meaning of Life" still kills me!

When they busted in your door, were the yelling: "But no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"


lrhall41

Submitted by FloridaRon on Tue, 02/05/2008 - 17:25

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You think its funny? I have been banished to the tower and I am being fed cold porridge! One of the guards let me use his notebook in exchange for a Ginger Spice autograph. I was wondering why he kept saying, "tell me what you want, what you really really want." The lap top was all I really wanted. What is up with this guy? He doesn't get it!
I face the judge later today. They told me I need a bannister or something. I said I can walk down the stairs without one! They all laughed at me!


lrhall41

Submitted by Frogpatch on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 05:47

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RON,BETTER YET.REMEMBER A FISH CALLED WANDA.KEVIN KLEIN'S CHARACTER SAID.YOU LYMIES,IF IT WASN'T FOR US YOU WOULD HAVE LOST WWII.YOU OWE US!!!!!!!!!!!


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Submitted by paulmergel on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 05:57

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HEY MAN,I WAS JUST QUOTING WHAT I WAS TELL THEM WHEN I COME TO BREAK YOU OUT FROG. 8)


lrhall41

Submitted by paulmergel on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 06:10

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I'm on the phone with the Queen right now, trying to get a pardon for you. She keeps yelling "Off with her head!" though, so I don't think it's going to happen.

OMG, you all are too funny. I laughed out loud as I was reading through this post! At least I wasn't eating a Manwich this time.

Hey. Where is our old pal "Nonsense" today. I'm waiting for another asinine post about debt validation.

Come on, Nonsense, don't let me down!


lrhall41

Submitted by FloridaRon on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 08:16

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SHHHHHHHH RON,I DON'T WAN'T DEUSTCH BANK TO CRAWL OUT OF THE SLIME.SHHHHHHHHHHH.


lrhall41

Submitted by paulmergel on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 08:25

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Well I just left court as a free man! It turns out they aren't licensed here either. The judge said he liked the way I referenced their aging Queen. He could not understand me. What I really said was, "Nice wig, he looks like an aging drag queen."
Whatever! The guard gave me his lap top because I told him I was friends with Simon Cowell and could get him a spot on British idol. Off to the pub for some bangers and mash and a pint. Tally Ho!


lrhall41

Submitted by Frogpatch on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 10:28

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YOU MEAN I MADE TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS TO COME BUST YOU OUT FOR NOTHING.OH WELL,CHEERIO MATE. :D :D :lol: :lol:


lrhall41

Submitted by paulmergel on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 10:31

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Aging drag queen! "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" rides again!

PaulMergal, unfortunately the twerp probably has a Wi-Fi hot spot set up in his slime pool. He can access the Internet wirelessly and doesn't have to leave the comfort and security of said slime pool.


lrhall41

Submitted by FloridaRon on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 10:35

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I GUESS,I JUST DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE HIM.BEEN A PRETTY CIVIL DAY SO FAR. :D


lrhall41

Submitted by paulmergel on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 10:37

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By the way, I do think he already struck. Didn't use the "No Nonsense Collector" nick, but I'm guessing it's the same moron.


lrhall41

Submitted by FloridaRon on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 10:40

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AS USUAL, I SPEAK TOO SOON.I SAW THOSE DARN DEBTORS. GEEZ,WHERE DO THEY DIG THESE PEOPLE UP FROM?


lrhall41

Submitted by paulmergel on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 13:00

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