Help Me! I have been extradited to the UK
Date: Tue, 02/05/2008 - 14:16
Those people from Big are not kidding. Give them anything they want so you don't wind up like me!
LOL Oh..that was just....great! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted
LOL Oh..that was just....great! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
omg, i'm closing my blinds and locking my doors. oh, i forgot i
omg, i'm closing my blinds and locking my doors. oh, i forgot i'm dead!!!
:D :) :( :lol: 8) :? :shock: :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :
:D :) :( :lol: 8) :? :shock: :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
YES! Thank you Paul....fish n' chips and a lovely british ale to
YES! Thank you Paul....fish n' chips and a lovely british ale to wash it down.
Now that is funny!! Just be careful when they bring you win
Now that is funny!!
Just be careful when they bring you winkels for dinner. Those snails can be slimy!!
I literally have tears running down my face. :lol: This is to
I literally have tears running down my face. :lol:
This is too much!
Froggie, honey, can I bake you a cake with a file in it?? DAMN t
Froggie, honey, can I bake you a cake with a file in it?? DAMN that Cashtoday4u!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG Frog you are too much lmao :cry
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG Frog you are too much lmao :cry:
You think its funny? I have been banished to the tower and I am
You think its funny? I have been banished to the tower and I am being fed cold porridge! One of the guards let me use his notebook in exchange for a Ginger Spice autograph. I was wondering why he kept saying, "tell me what you want, what you really really want." The lap top was all I really wanted. What is up with this guy? He doesn't get it!
I face the judge later today. They told me I need a bannister or something. I said I can walk down the stairs without one! They all laughed at me!
I am sitting here among the bats and rats and you are talking ab
I am sitting here among the bats and rats and you are talking about a movie? How insensitive!!
No has ever escaped from the tower! There are no sheets here! Ju
No has ever escaped from the tower! There are no sheets here! Just a plank! I have to go I hear someone coming!
Pardon!
I'm on the phone with the Queen right now, trying to get a pardon for you. She keeps yelling "Off with her head!" though, so I don't think it's going to happen.
OMG, you all are too funny. I laughed out loud as I was reading through this post! At least I wasn't eating a Manwich this time.
Hey. Where is our old pal "Nonsense" today. I'm waiting for another asinine post about debt validation.
Come on, Nonsense, don't let me down!
Typical CA--talks tough but runs off when they feel the heat.
Typical CA--talks tough but runs off when they feel the heat.
Frog, you can always use the plank to cook some salmon on.
Frog, you can always use the plank to cook some salmon on.
Well I just left court as a free man! It turns out they aren't l
Well I just left court as a free man! It turns out they aren't licensed here either. The judge said he liked the way I referenced their aging Queen. He could not understand me. What I really said was, "Nice wig, he looks like an aging drag queen."
Whatever! The guard gave me his lap top because I told him I was friends with Simon Cowell and could get him a spot on British idol. Off to the pub for some bangers and mash and a pint. Tally Ho!
OMG!
Aging drag queen! "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" rides again!
PaulMergal, unfortunately the twerp probably has a Wi-Fi hot spot set up in his slime pool. He can access the Internet wirelessly and doesn't have to leave the comfort and security of said slime pool.