I'm having a blast with these tools!!

I just my sixth call from MCM, this one at 8:03 AM Sunday morning, looking for a Mr. Norman XXX, whom I may or may not be or may or may not know. My strategy is to keep the rep on the phone as long as possible, to remain completely noncommittal about any question, and to return questions to them, such as about MCM, their location, how well they like the job. I also correct their grammar, and ask about their education, and inquire why they couldn't find a better job. Sometimes, I ask them if they're attractive, but I haven't found a way to do this without their terminating the call. I point out that they're calling me, that they need me, and ask if they can grasp that I don't need them. I ask if they're reading from a script, and if they say no, I ask if they can read. You get the idea. I tell them I have to go get a bank statement, but it's downstairs and it wil take a minute, the put the phone down for a while. I tell them I just got a big bonus, but I'm going to use it to buy a new TV. etc. Here's why: If everybody were to join me, the company would cease to exist. Join The FUN!! Let us come together in the forces of light, and defeat the forces of darkness. Let us defeat these Crackling Minimum-Wage Trolls, and let them return to behind the fast food counters where they belong.