Out of the mouths of ! What kids say!
I was picking up a prescription in the CVS when I saw a little girl, about three years old, looking into a beverage cooler against the wall. Her mother told her that there was no soda in there, only water. The little girl plopped herself down in an adjacent chair, folded her arms and said with a frown, "Why is life so hard?"
So what other gems have you heard from kids that you may want to share?
I live with my 2 nephews and I hear things all the time. I can'
I live with my 2 nephews and I hear things all the time. I can't think of anything off the top of my head except for my 2 year old nephew yelling "You Rock" while I'm playing guitar hero. I will have to listen to them more so I can post some other gems
In church this year, for the Christmas service, the kids put on
In church this year, for the Christmas service, the kids put on a show. this one little girl, probably about 6 years old, was in the front row with this really pretty dress on. the pastor went over to her with the microphone and talked to her a bit in front of all of us, and he told her how beautiful her dress was.
she said 'thanks, i like it too but mommy says its a real **** to iron'!
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LOL! That last one was hilarious! I don't have any kids of
LOL!
That last one was hilarious!
I don't have any kids of my own; however, my great-nephew has a way of saying whatever is on his mind. Far too many to pick just one, though.
I went to Disney World over xmas with my family (mom/dad/bro/sis
I went to Disney World over xmas with my family (mom/dad/bro/sis-in-law & their kids). We were standing in line for a ride, and kids being kids were horsing around/annoying each other. Out of nowhere my one nephew screams to his brother "Your breath smells worse than a fart, I don't think you brushed your teeth this morning." We were cracking up and so was everyone else in that part of the line.
We have always stressed manners and being polite with our kids.
We have always stressed manners and being polite with our kids. When my younges was about 5, we were going into a department store. There were several elderly people behind us....my son attempted to hold the door for this elderly man with a cane, but the door was kind of heavy for him. The older man held onto the door and told my son to go ahead...my son shook his head no and said you go first....my mommy told me it was polite to hold the door for old people and I was supposed to do that when I saw one. The guy laughed and walked throught the door. I wanted to die.... The rest of the group laughed too and actually thanked me for teaching my son manners.
