Some Daily Thoughts...
Date: Thu, 11/29/2007 - 12:16
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a
cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will
instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet seat by using
the shower.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you
hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct
Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
LOL Thanks for the laugh Jess, i surely needed it today! :lol:
LOL
Thanks for the laugh Jess, i surely needed it today!
:lol:
Ang
Copied it and sent it around my office. very funny
Copied it and sent it around my office. very funny
You're welcome! Someone sent it to me today, and I thought ever
You're welcome! Someone sent it to me today, and I thought everyone would enjoy it. :)
LOL!! One of these days I'm going to pull up some of the old one
LOL!! One of these days I'm going to pull up some of the old ones you used to post..
Some Daily Thoughts...
What does Woody Allen has to say about Money
1."Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
2."I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance
salesman?"
Some Daily Thoughts...
yeah, woody Allen is pretty awesome eh..
Heres some more
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody allen
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.Woody
These are very funny lines...enjoyed them! Like they say..laugh
These are very funny lines...enjoyed them! Like they say..laughter is the best medicine!
Some Daily Thoughts...
Hey Thanks.
You are right, Laughter is indeed the best medicine
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Heres another 1
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." Woody