Chicken
Date: Wed, 08/29/2007 - 13:54
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
I was driving down a country raod when a three legged chicken ra
I was driving down a country raod when a three legged chicken ran past me. The faster I drove the faster it ran. It ran up a driveway to a farmhouse right past the farmer.
"Did you see that?" I asked.
"What, that three legged chicken?"
"Yeah."
"I raise them." the farmer said.
"You do?"
"My wife, my son and I all like dark meat so I bred these three legged chickens so we wouldn't fight."
"How do they taste?" I asked.
"Don't know" he repied. "Never been able to catch one."
