What does the credit card name really mean?

Nice one King!!! The Chase one is the best. Let me make a few, then I'll paste them here.

Let's see what I can come up with:

C.A.P.I.T.A.L. O.N.E. - Creating A Perfect Initiative To Acquire Lots Of Needless "Essentials"...

DISCOVER CARD ACROSTIC POEM
D is for the debt I now have, thanks a lot for shafting me.
I is for "I am so screwed," and I owe it all to spending frivilously.
S is for "See, I shouldn't have bought that," and now I'm paying 4x the bill.
C is for consolidating my debt (once again) because I no longer have the way or the will.
O is for "only one more purchase," which is what I tell myself every damn time.
V is for "Very unwise move, maestro,"... Um, hey buddy, can you spare me a dime?
E is for "endless" headaches, the ones that pound your brain like a money-hungry drum.
R is for "really" needing some financial advice, a bag of fifties, and hey...do you know where I could get some?

Outstanding JD!

I enjoyed both of them.:cool:

I'm still smiling.

Regards,
King "Kash" Jabba Labba

Ha ha ha..JD - Jennifer's Discovery ;)