What's the most embarrasing thing that's ever happened?
Date: Mon, 09/18/2006 - 11:59
Here's mine...
I moved to Michigan from Florida when I was 20. I was in college, and started work at Mcdonald's. It was awful, because I had no history in this town, and no friends. Everyone I worked with had gone to school together forever, and I was a total outsider.
One day my second week of work I was feeling really rotten, like I had the flu. I was being trained in drive-thru, and I was new, and I didn't want anyone to know I was sick. I had a couple hours to go, I thought I'd tough it out. Then the nausea started. I waited and waited...Finally I said I had to use the bathroom. I calmly began to walk through the lobby to the bathroom..The busy lobby, full of customers. I couldn't hold it anymore...Right next to a booth full of people I threw up. I can't even begin to explain how embarrasing that was. You should have seen the look on the guys face who was closest to my puke...Terrible.
They sent me home...They were really nice to me about it, they waited until I left before they made fun of me! I ended up working there almost 2 years, I never ever lived that down.
So how about you guys?
No p anties is delicate. My dad calls em scibbies! And appar
No p anties is delicate. My dad calls em scibbies!
And apparently p anties is ranked with b londe!
I'm guessing they did a little 'tweaking' on the filter, huh?
I'm guessing they did a little 'tweaking' on the filter, huh?
beat whose meat? I have a (oh do I dare try the p word)?
beat whose meat? I have a (oh do I dare try the p word)?
oh you guys..I've had a couple of cups of wine now.
oh you guys..I've had a couple of cups of wine now.
oh my goddness. I can't. I need to go get another..be right
oh my goddness. I can't.
I need to go get another..be right back
Fin's havin' CUPS o' wine and I'm not there!!! Shhit
Fin's havin' CUPS o' wine and I'm not there!!! Shhit
Fins, Liz sent me a text that WE are a bad influence on her!
Fins, Liz sent me a text that WE are a bad influence on her!
can you guys believe what I told you? I must be awesome or somet
can you guys believe what I told you? I must be awesome or something.
I so want to overindulge in food and alcohol this evening.
I so want to overindulge in food and alcohol this evening.
Nonsemse? That's right Polly..u should have some wine too? And
Nonsemse?
That's right Polly..u should have some wine too?
And eat something will you!
Like a big ol' hotdog!
Fins is getting tanked! The typos are starting! LOL I hope you
Fins is getting tanked! The typos are starting! LOL I hope your hubby is asleep so you won't pick a fight with him again!
OH I would love to wrap my mouth around a big ol hotdog slopping
OH I would love to wrap my mouth around a big ol hotdog slopping with mustard and kraut!
I am drinking bacardi silver.
everyone is asleep. Its ok. I am the nice one of us 3. you s
everyone is asleep.
Its ok. I am the nice one of us 3. you should strive to be like me
Polly..fin just sent me a txt that she's the Sweet one!
Polly..fin just sent me a txt that she's the Sweet one!
I should strive to be like you? Ok, shall I change my name too?
I should strive to be like you? Ok, shall I change my name too?
I've heard her potty mouth before..remember what we talked about
I've heard her potty mouth before..remember what we talked about a couple days ago during our 3 way???
Well Polly...you're the smart one, Michelle's the sweet one, I m
Well Polly...you're the smart one, Michelle's the sweet one, I must be the beautiful one!
It's tough when they all love you. Imitation is flattery. go ahe
It's tough when they all love you. Imitation is flattery. go ahead, say it..."OHHHHH HA!HA! Fins is drunk!" But dang it, I'm still cute!
Quote:Stop saying 3 way gall darnet! LMAO ROFLMAO!
Quote:
Stop saying 3 way gall darnet! LMAO |
ROFLMAO!
Hey all...I'm only 38 posts away from my 1000th!!!!
Hey all...I'm only 38 posts away from my 1000th!!!!
I want to be the voluptuous vixen. Goddess of sexuality that al
I want to be the voluptuous vixen. Goddess of sexuality that all men fall down before. Yeah that sounds good.
Fins you can be the cute one. I won't take that away from you.
I want to be just like you Fins. It is what I aspire for.
Well I wanna be like you too fin...why can't I be too???
Well I wanna be like you too fin...why can't I be too???
I said I love you guys in the text. read it again, it's right.
I said I love you guys in the text. read it again, it's right.
you can, it's simple. you only have to change one thing.
you can, it's simple. you only have to change one thing.
you know. Thnx for letting me be the cute one. are we like charl
you know. Thnx for letting me be the cute one. are we like charlies angels?
Liz, You are such a good friend, thank you. You are definitely t
Liz, You are such a good friend, thank you. You are definitely the funny one.
Woo Hoo! I am just like you Fins! Isn't this the same guy?
Woo Hoo! I am just like you Fins! Isn't this the same guy?
ROTHFLMAO!!!! I cant even say how funny that is! I know you love
ROTHFLMAO!!!! I cant even say how funny that is! I know you loveme now..you wanna be just like me!
Should I keep it for awhile just for shits and giggles?
Should I keep it for awhile just for shits and giggles?
OMG..that's adorable! You should keep, everyone's doing it!
OMG..that's adorable! You should keep, everyone's doing it!
I love you too. Kisses and hugs and free autograophs to all my f
I love you too. Kisses and hugs and free autograophs to all my fan club.