RAINBOWS! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

At the donut shop by me there is a woman working there who has a serious moustache. Take care of that thing!!

They make wax for that!

In school this one lady wouldn't let us use hair conditioner on her hair..Her hair looked like a fried mess. When she wasn't looking, we'd sneak a little on after we rinced it just so we wouldn't go insane trying to comb through it...If she didn't see us, she didn't know the difference.

good thing we're perfect, huh? I'd never allow hairy arms either. I'd shave them first. Never never never.

I'm guessing you were in cosmotology school Jessi. (I hope)Because I had to read that twice. I thought, "OK. Why would a grown woman let students wash her hair?" I'm a little tired so it took me a few to catch on.

Speaking of mustaches,I was at Wally World about a month age and this young man with a 'stash and goatie-thing going on,checking me out(my purchases that is) and he asked me a question and I said "yes sir" and about the time it was out of my mouth I saw his name tag and he was called Mary :lol: :lol: I'm always doing that! Gotta run ladies,go check on mom.Take care,may be back on later...Karen

Wow, Wally World really exists? I thought it was a fake amusement park on National Lampoons Vacation. I am slow today.

bye Karen!! We're thinking about you, and congrats!!

My stepdad's sister, who he hates, looks just like Cruela Devil...you know from 101 Dalmations! I swear it's her!

:D

lol..Hi Liz!

Bye guys-catch you all later!...Karen :D

Walmart=Wally World.

Yes, I was a licensed Cosmetologist, but I let my license lapse, because being a hairdresser bites.

Fins--I'm nowhere near perfect, I'm dragging along at average...But I take showers and I groom myself. That's all I ask out of anyone...lol

Jess, I love to have my hair messed with! Will you fix mine for me!?

One more requirement..wax your beard and moustache, please.

OK my mind is working in slow motion today, I read the post again, I should've caught on Walmart=Wally World.

I don't have a beard or mustache...lol But if I did I'd get it removed..lol

I know you would Jess.

I had a mole removed two years ago, right below the corner of my mouth.

I have a mole on my back, Ari..I want it removed. Did yours hurt when you got it off?

Fins--I'll do your hair when I come up there. We'll get all sexy'd up! YAY!

moles can be very sexy. Look at Cindy Crawford. Of course, if they sprout hair that's another story..

Jessi, make sure you get an excellent nuerologist. My daughter had seizure from the time she was three til 3 years ago. They never did find why she had them. If you need any information, feel free to pm me. You are in our prayers.

My back mole isn't hairy, it just bugs me...And it always seems to itch...And I don't want to scratch it because it makes me squeamish.

I would love to get rid of my freckles. If they were only on my face it would be one thing, but nowhere am I without freckles. How embarrasing.

Thank you Tammy! :) We're hoping this doctor is the one. :) I'll keep you updated on everything. :)

I like freckles. My Chris has a ton of freckles and I think they're adorable. :) I have some freckles, but not much.

people can be very lewd when they see my freckles.

Ewww...Weirdos.

No ,it didn't hurt. They give you a local anaesthetic before removing it. It was worth it for me, the one I had was by far not sexy, I thought it looked like a wicked-stepmother wart.

I know what you mean fins-I have had all sorts of nasty remarks about my freckles, too! One thing I will tell you,as you get older,people think you are actually younger than what you are-guess the freckles throw them off! I had one who wanted to connect the dots all over my body-one who wanted to lick them off,etc,etc-yuk!...Karen

I have a very light dusting of freckles across my cheekbones and the bridge of my nose, I've been told that they're cute, by people with sharp eyesight of course!

I get the connect the dots thing a lot too..The worst is.."Do they go all the way down?"

Those oinky-pigs need a good slap!

I really wish I could tell people what's on my mind sometimes. I completely understand why people have breakdowns. Sometimes I think about staging one just so I can tell everyone what I REALLY think.

Just say, "No, they stay where they are." Weirdos. Gross.

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Run fast jeff,run very fast :lol: Well,Fins,I don't seem to have the problem of not telling people what I think,unfortunately! The guy that asked if he could lick them off I said Sure,as soon as I pull your tongue out of your head and wrap it around your slimy body!! Trying to learn to be tactfull-but since I'm older,I say I have dementia!...KAren

LMAO!!!

Jeff, I have to perform HR/payroll duties for several hundred people..85% of them men. This is a power plant, and these men are union factory workers. They come in dirty and smelly to talk to me, and they like seeing a clean woman who doesn't weigh 300 lbs and has all her teeth. They see the freckles on my arms and legs and...ok, here goes...chest and go wild.

See, I won't throw anything at ya because I'm used to man-humor. I have a wicked arm, tho..so don't do it again!

lol-I hear ya Fins!...Karen