thanks

You know..Not a single one of us remembered to say "you're welcome"

Hey, the reality show could be called INTO THE PITS.

That's because we're tardy ho's!

But one thing tardy hos take care of are our pits! Can't earn cheeze if ya don't.

Or the Tardy Ho Show! That rhymes!

You guys are brilliant!! How about combining them..Into the pits with 3 tardy hos. Yippee!! We'll be rich!

That is good. And INTO THE PITS could be a segment that we do! Going onto the streets with hidden smelly pit cameras we will bust out those with the worst smelly pits who offend all who venture out onto the streets innocently. Only to be bombarded with fowlness.

There will be a few tears when we inform people of their stench..But we will fix them up, we will be heroines.

It will be kind of a "make over" reality show, with common tardy hos like ourselves venturing and taking it to the streets! :D But this time we are taking cameras to the streets and not just our tardy ho a$$es.

Can we wear nose plugs during those segments? :shock:

That's right. we are doing something positive for a change. It's time for The three of us to lose our negative tardy ho images and shine!!

EXCELLENT! And I bet Priddy Patti will be willing to write our promo song and theme song! :D

Oh, let's ask her!!!

She has to! I think Magik Mike will be proud of us! We shine, shine as tardy hos! He'll love that and maybe we'll get the pink diamond grills quicker than expected :wink:

Mary Kay aint got nuthin' on us tardy hos. She can keep her pin Caddi's. Magik is getting us pink diamond grillz!

I would rather have turquois. I can stand in the middle, we'll be HOT!!! We are gonna be taken care of!

Yes, hotter than we are now! Majik Mike even gave us this weekend off to recuperate from all the nasty things the old pimp used to do to us. Now we don't have to do **** :)

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THANK GOD, right Mishele? We were used way too much, and never said a word. Then Magik came along and was the answer to a tardy ho's dream. He has shown us so far he has our best interests in mind and he knows how to take care of business! :D

Yes, he does! Such a generous man and so yummy too! I won't mind being a tardy ho for him! He said we were upper class now :)

I don't want to do****. I will be a fluffer, but I will not actively participate.

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We don't have to do **** now :)

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Good. All I ever wanted was a big HOT sweaty sexy man to give me what I deserve. Really, I'm a good tardy ho, I will do anything. I'm just a little shy.

After awhile fins, the shyness wears off, especially when the cheeze starts rollin' in. Then you have the world at your fingertips! I think you will make a fine tardy ho.

Thanks!! I think I'm gonna go with the "baby spice" image..What do you think? I want to wear a lot of turquoise leather. And I want some ENORMOUS gold hoop earrings. think I can get some? What about a tiara? Is that asking too much?

Well now that we have Magik Mike pimpn' for us, I don't see why he can't make that happen. Word on the street is he is a mover and a shaker and he makes things happen for his ladies! :D :D :D

good! Exactly what I need!

This is my first time with a professional pimp..Everything I've ever done before has been ameteur..I need reassurance right now.

I think he is part of the new movement. He is bringing the prestige back to the business. I heard he does it old school style, but with class. Talk is going around he may be instituting a dental plan! I absolutely can not wait! :D :D BTW, Mishele did tell you he gave us the weekend off!!! :D

That's terrific about the dental plan..I know a certain songbird who will like that! :D

Yeah, I know we're off, but I plan on practicing.

Hi Priddy!! You rock, sister!

Did you hear that about the dental plan? I thought you'd like it. Listen, I really think doing the theme song for our show will really jump start your career..This is what you need, I think. I always have your back, lady.

Sweet Sista Tardy Ho Priddy never lets anybody down! :D

Tardy ho tardy ho, magik mike is runnin the show. priddy patty gets a gold star for her latest hit.
Fins i been lookin for a fluffer for a long time, if yous interested - my fluffers have a PPO option instead of HMO.

Also I'm setting up a 401k for all my hos. I'll have a prospectus later.

DUDE!! Debtcruncher, set me up! I am a FABULOUS fluffer! OMG, the BEST! I'm ON IT!!

SHUT UP MAGIK! That is just SMOKIN'!!!! I just knew that in time all this tardy ho'n around was going to pay off! This is absolutely fantastic! :D

HEY HO
NO MORE HMO!!!! :D :D

OHHHHHH...Magik..Can I PLEASE have a tiara!! I want a tiara!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry for calling you debtcruncher. :cry:

Can you believe all of this is happening to us so quickly Fins? I mean who'd ever thought? Pink diamonds, turqois diamond tiarras, PPO's, FLUFFING! I mean COME ON! Well worth the wait in life! :D

The finest hos deserve the best bling, that's my motto. what do you hos like better, Humana or Blue Cross?

I know! It's like being on a fast train to paradise! Why us? Why are we so lucky? I am going to take a moment and revel in it. I hope we don't change. But hey- we can always buy new friends. I can not WAIT to try on that tiara!

Hmmmmm, not sure, I will have to compare the plans, co-pays, which plans our pcps are accepting. I will definately check all of this out.

definitely Blue cross..They have no co-pay plans, I believe.

Then sign me up for Blue Cross! :D You are definately right Fins, we can always buy new friends! And when we get bored with them, NEXT!!!!

i'm thinking BCBS too. I got a call into my rep about their new extended grill protection. I hear they also got ho protection which includes no-cost monthly STD exams

But we will always have each other..Ho sisters til the end. First thing I'm gonna buy is some new rims. Spinners, with real diamonds inlaid in them.

We can't forget about kyside, I know she is a tardy ho as well! :D

magik, would it cover me getting my tubes tied? I think that's an excellent idea, don't you?

Yep, Kyside is a tardy ho.

Smart move fins. Accidents do happen, and that would be one sloppy mess!

You're right. I think this is the cheapest way of handling that possibility.

Hmmm, wow a dental and 401 (k) plan? Magik Mike is takin' care of his tardy hos :) It's good to see Priddy doing what she does best. I agree that Blue Cross in the way to go cuz I gots to gets me a new****!

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