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Hilarious email!!!!

Date: Sat, 05/05/2007 - 05:55

Submitted by anonymous
on Sat, 05/05/2007 - 05:55

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I got this email last night......I had to share!!

Quote:
Dear XXXXXX,
We are writing to advise you that as a previously paid out customer, you are now entitled to take advantage of our new LESS and MORE Scheme. LESS means that if you take out a loan your regular payments will decrease by $5 each Payday should you need to extend the loan. This goes down to a minimum of $35.The MORE means that when you take out an Additional Loan we will increase the amount that you are able to borrow by $25. So, as you borrowed $200 last time, if you take out another loan now, we will advance you $225 but the payments that you make will only be the same as if it were a $200 loan. And you will pay $5 LESS each payday!

Once you have repaid that loan, you will then be able to borrow $250 and so forth. Each time, your payments will only be as though you have borrowed $200 and you will pay $5 LESS each Payday.

If you would like to take out an additional loan, please call XXX-XXX-XXXX where we hope that your call will be responded to immediately. If for some reason our operators are engaged, please leave a CLEAR message stating your Name, your SSN and the telephone number that you would like to be called back on, and a Customer Service Representative will call you back as a matter of urgency.

Yours Sincerely

Samantha Green

Customer Relations Manager

GFS


Buble, that is the exact same letter I got a couple months ago from Interim Cash. I had settled with them after my payment was returned. I was desperate enough to try to take them up on their offer and called and they said I was ineligible. That was right before I found this forum. Thank goodness I was not eligible because then I would be fighting with them too!


lrhall41

Submitted by Sassnlucy on Sat, 05/05/2007 - 08:38

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Bossy-recently I have been getting things in the mail from places I used to have loans with, too-all storefronts-offering me discounts to use their services. They all go directly in the trash!!! It is so nice to not have to use my lunch hour every payday to drive all around town paying them off then the next day borrowing again. Bublefan1---you go get 'em. Tell them not to bother sending you anything but the PIF letter!!!!!


lrhall41

Submitted by Sassnlucy on Sat, 05/05/2007 - 15:07

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