What's the most embarrasing thing that's ever happened?
Date: Mon, 09/18/2006 - 11:59
Here's mine...
I moved to Michigan from Florida when I was 20. I was in college, and started work at Mcdonald's. It was awful, because I had no history in this town, and no friends. Everyone I worked with had gone to school together forever, and I was a total outsider.
One day my second week of work I was feeling really rotten, like I had the flu. I was being trained in drive-thru, and I was new, and I didn't want anyone to know I was sick. I had a couple hours to go, I thought I'd tough it out. Then the nausea started. I waited and waited...Finally I said I had to use the bathroom. I calmly began to walk through the lobby to the bathroom..The busy lobby, full of customers. I couldn't hold it anymore...Right next to a booth full of people I threw up. I can't even begin to explain how embarrasing that was. You should have seen the look on the guys face who was closest to my puke...Terrible.
They sent me home...They were really nice to me about it, they waited until I left before they made fun of me! I ended up working there almost 2 years, I never ever lived that down.
So how about you guys?
um..yeah..I said "3-way-call". you're the one with the potty min
um..yeah..I said "3-way-call". you're the one with the potty mind.
This is getting deep in here! My virgin ears can't take it!!!! (
This is getting deep in here! My virgin ears can't take it!!!! (Only part of me that is virgin...take THAT, spam filter!!!)
At least ya didn't have to put your waders on! LOL
At least ya didn't have to put your waders on! LOL
Doing the wave...I'M NUMBER ONE!! NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!!!
Doing the wave...I'M NUMBER ONE!! NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!!!
KS. Don't know about you, but I haven't been able to call my ey
KS. Don't know about you, but I haven't been able to call my eyes (nor not too much anything else) virgin in quite some time.
why does it always have to go into the gutter for you Polly? Hav
why does it always have to go into the gutter for you Polly? Have you considered talking to someone about this? There is a name for that, you know!
Ahem...wanna test the spam filter again??? hee hee Oh, BTW, I
Ahem...wanna test the spam filter again??? hee hee
Oh, BTW, I've posted enough on this site--I can tell ya my name's Kathy....
I don't flippin' know! I'm talking smack!!! BOOOOOO-yaaa!
I don't flippin' know! I'm talking smack!!!
BOOOOOO-yaaa!
Girl, I got way to many problems to be anyone's hero! LOL
Girl, I got way to many problems to be anyone's hero! LOL
Just ask fins. I am all screwed up!
look at my avatar and you tell me if I'm a dolphins fan?
look at my avatar and you tell me if I'm a dolphins fan?
Ok fins. For a second there I thought you were incinuating that
Ok fins. For a second there I thought you were incinuating that I am a nympho or somethin...
you said it..Not me. I don't have to insinuate it, you already k
you said it..Not me. I don't have to insinuate it, you already know it.
oh my..I tried to type in b l o n d e by itself and it will not
oh my..I tried to type in b l o n d e by itself and it will not go through!!! All I can say..and I never say this...is WTF????
LOL!!!!!! Nympho, ya mean my old boss? I STILL think she was do
LOL!!!!!!
Nympho, ya mean my old boss? I STILL think she was doing the IT guy--the bitch had the best computer equipment in the hospital!!!!
Wow fins. I know ya love me, so I'll let that one slide. :sho
Wow fins. I know ya love me, so I'll let that one slide. :shock:
How could I not love you!!! You know all my dirty secrets..liter
How could I not love you!!! You know all my dirty secrets..literally.
And you know mine. We better always love eachother lol!
And you know mine. We better always love eachother lol!
Well you have to share a secret ks.. So spill it. I'd do it
Well you have to share a secret ks.. So spill it.
I'd do it with the IT guy if I could get 2 30" plasma monitors. :D
I'll tell a secret..I have a glass of wine!!!! Polly, you kn
I'll tell a secret..I have a glass of wine!!!!
Polly, you know when I texted you the other day? I was soused! I could barely talk!
The IT guy's only special if you want a flat screen, lol...
The IT guy's only special if you want a flat screen, lol...
I know. I wanted to tell you to take it easy on your hubby and
I know. I wanted to tell you to take it easy on your hubby and sleep it off!
who is the IT guy? I think Owen Wilson is the IT guy.
who is the IT guy? I think Owen Wilson is the IT guy.
Nah, he's too cute. He's gotta be dorkier, like Jimmy Fallon fro
Nah, he's too cute. He's gotta be dorkier, like Jimmy Fallon from SNL.