What's the most embarrasing thing that's ever happened?
Date: Mon, 09/18/2006 - 11:59
Here's mine...
I moved to Michigan from Florida when I was 20. I was in college, and started work at Mcdonald's. It was awful, because I had no history in this town, and no friends. Everyone I worked with had gone to school together forever, and I was a total outsider.
One day my second week of work I was feeling really rotten, like I had the flu. I was being trained in drive-thru, and I was new, and I didn't want anyone to know I was sick. I had a couple hours to go, I thought I'd tough it out. Then the nausea started. I waited and waited...Finally I said I had to use the bathroom. I calmly began to walk through the lobby to the bathroom..The busy lobby, full of customers. I couldn't hold it anymore...Right next to a booth full of people I threw up. I can't even begin to explain how embarrasing that was. You should have seen the look on the guys face who was closest to my puke...Terrible.
They sent me home...They were really nice to me about it, they waited until I left before they made fun of me! I ended up working there almost 2 years, I never ever lived that down.
So how about you guys?
I have a secret. Isaac is taking me out drinking tonight!
I have a secret. Isaac is taking me out drinking tonight!
You know who he is silly! I thought you would cuss me out.
You know who he is silly! I thought you would cuss me out.
Oohhh...and I love Will Ferrell, btw...loved him as a cheerleade
Oohhh...and I love Will Ferrell, btw...loved him as a cheerleader.
Can you even hear that song "what is love" without thinking of h
Can you even hear that song "what is love" without thinking of him?
Kathy, how old are you?
old is a state of mind. I think you are a freakin' hoot.
old is a state of mind. I think you are a freakin' hoot.
I still remember Endless Love with Lionel Richie and Diana Ross,
I still remember Endless Love with Lionel Richie and Diana Ross, sign...
Wish I was 28!!!!!! That was 18 FREAKIN' YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!
Wish I was 28!!!!!! That was 18 FREAKIN' YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!! I'm not saying anything. I'll be HONEST. I'm really
LMAO!!! I'm not saying anything.
I'll be HONEST. I'm really 32.
Hey, My hubby just turned 55 and was jazzed cuz he got a senior
Hey,
My hubby just turned 55 and was jazzed cuz he got a senior special for the first time at Vikas's. Would be funny if he was carded.....
Mine says I have been 28 for a few years now... :? :roll:
Mine says I have been 28 for a few years now... :? :roll:
I just got my statement from Social Security and started crying
I just got my statement from Social Security and started crying when I saw my retirement age--as my teen says "Is that the program I have to pay for and won't get??"
fins if you post your id, i am coming to holland to beat your as
fins if you post your id, i am coming to holland to beat your ass.
If I work til I am 70 I might get just over 1k a month. Do yo
If I work til I am 70 I might get just over 1k a month.
Do you think we are going to get scolded for having potty mouths?
doggone it, do you think I'm dumb? wait, don't answer that..
doggone it, do you think I'm dumb? wait, don't answer that..
It was a pic of some really old lady..It won't work, so forget it.
Well I don't know? I seem to recall someone posting their husba
Well I don't know? I seem to recall someone posting their husband's full name not all that long ago...LOL
Anywhoz, I think I threw away the envelope with your addy on it, so you are safe tonight!
Now that I know the naughty word... I think my parents might
Now that I know the naughty word...
I think my parents might have a pic of me when I had my white b lond Briggitte Nielson look.
That was a result of a haircolor disaster. I have had many of those. I had long purple (kind of eggplant) hair and I wanted to make it white b lond. I used some maxi b londe, but it didn't work the first time. My dumb self used another application. My roots were very white, but my ends were orange and fused together. My girlfriend cut my hair really short. I thought it was the bomb at the time. A couple of years ago I saw a pic of myself from back then at my parent's house. I was horrified! LOL My complexion is not conducive to b lond hair at all.
Yup. I'll send ya that gumball soon! :D Liz is here! Let'
Yup. I'll send ya that gumball soon! :D
Liz is here! Let's party like it 1999!
Liz..you can curse like a sailor on here but the word b londe is
Liz..you can curse like a sailor on here but the word b londe is banned...go fig?
Briggitte was the b londe bomb shell in Beverly Hills Cop 2.
Briggitte was the b londe bomb shell in Beverly Hills Cop 2.
I had a watermelon bacardi silver:)
i tried to tell ya all my story and I think the work "undies" wa
i tried to tell ya all my story and I think the work "undies" was banned...
cock roach slut **** [color=Red]****Adult term removed - J
cock roach slut ****
[color=Red]****Adult term removed - Jason[/color]
I say undies all the time. I like that word..It's delicate.
I say undies all the time. I like that word..It's delicate.