What's the most embarrasing thing that's ever happened?
Date: Mon, 09/18/2006 - 11:59
Here's mine...
I moved to Michigan from Florida when I was 20. I was in college, and started work at Mcdonald's. It was awful, because I had no history in this town, and no friends. Everyone I worked with had gone to school together forever, and I was a total outsider.
One day my second week of work I was feeling really rotten, like I had the flu. I was being trained in drive-thru, and I was new, and I didn't want anyone to know I was sick. I had a couple hours to go, I thought I'd tough it out. Then the nausea started. I waited and waited...Finally I said I had to use the bathroom. I calmly began to walk through the lobby to the bathroom..The busy lobby, full of customers. I couldn't hold it anymore...Right next to a booth full of people I threw up. I can't even begin to explain how embarrasing that was. You should have seen the look on the guys face who was closest to my puke...Terrible.
They sent me home...They were really nice to me about it, they waited until I left before they made fun of me! I ended up working there almost 2 years, I never ever lived that down.
So how about you guys?
oh my gosh!!!! I just noticed your name! I can't take it anymore
oh my gosh!!!! I just noticed your name! I can't take it anymore!
I was waiting for your druk ars to notice! LMAO I loue u too,
I was waiting for your druk ars to notice! LMAO
I loue u too, you champion speller u!
And for the love of god stop saying 3 way!!!!!!!!!!!!
And for the love of god stop saying 3 way!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not on your life missy!! Luv ya too..but i gotta run! Busy busy
Not on your life missy!!
Luv ya too..but i gotta run! Busy busy..lives to save you know!
Love ya guys!
bye
My heavens! I leave a post about my dark hair and freckles and 1
My heavens! I leave a post about my dark hair and freckles and 12 pages later-we have GIRLS GONE WILD!! :lol: I always miss out on the fun :cry: Yeah Fins,I'm short,was 5'3,but I have shrunk,now maybe 5"2-Hellllpp-I'm shrinkiiingg...Karen
Yeah, Bossy! I TOLD 'em they were corrupting me, virgin ears an
Yeah, Bossy!
I TOLD 'em they were corrupting me, virgin ears and all that, but noooooo they do it anyway, lol!!
Hey Kathy...Maybe you are the corruptor!! Karen, at the dr t
Hey Kathy...Maybe you are the corruptor!!
Karen, at the dr they told me I'm 5'1.666666666. Does that mean I can say I'm 5'2, or 5'1 1/2?
Hey Fins, My philosophy is to A. round down when it comes to we
Hey Fins,
My philosophy is to A. round down when it comes to weight and B. Round up when it comes to height--as I have officially done on my driver's license. Who's gonna know, right??
Hey Fins, KAthy is right,I probably lied when I said I was 5'2,p
Hey Fins, KAthy is right,I probably lied when I said I was 5'2,probably shorter,but I round up too. I really round down on the weight! Actually mine need re-newed next year and I guess I better change the weight some. I think It probably has my high school weight :lol: If I get pulled over,they'll think I stole the license,wrong height,and WAY wrong weight!...Karen i'm not trying to copy ArDen or anything,but my damn keyboard sticks to caps when I type A!!
lol..That's funny! When I was 18, I borrowed my friend's id
lol..That's funny!
When I was 18, I borrowed my friend's id to go to the bar. We really didn't look alike, but we had the same coloring. Well, she was 5'8. I gave my id to the bouncer, and he stared at me, and stared at the id, and back again at me. Then he says "5'8, huh?" I said "yup". He smiled and waved me in.
I used to get really offended when I was younger,because they al
I used to get really offended when I was younger,because they always id me. Even when I was about 28-29. Now I would pay someone to id me :lol: ...Karen
Oh I know..I was buying some wine last week (which I obviously d
Oh I know..I was buying some wine last week (which I obviously drank last night) and I was like, "aren't you going to id me?"
When my mom was 71 years od,I took her to Walgreens to buy Nicor
When my mom was 71 years od,I took her to Walgreens to buy Nicorette gum. This young girl checking asked her for her I.D.! She said they had to ID everyone. Mom paid her five bucks :lol: ...Karen
That's awesome! I think I'd slip her a tip, too. The worst i
That's awesome! I think I'd slip her a tip, too.
The worst is trying to prove my son's age. At a lot of attractions you get a special rate for being under ten. He's 7..And he's five feet tall! He can look me in the eye! My husband is 6'5..No one in his family is less than 6'2, inluding the women..Anyway, I constantly have to argue with people over his age. It just happened a few weeks ago again when we went to Greenfield village.
Oh well..You know what? He's a terrific middle linebacker. I should know..I'm not just his mom, but his coach as well!
That's great Fins! With his height,he should do really well in s
That's great Fins! With his height,he should do really well in sports,can't loose if you're his coach!...karen
Thanks Karen! I ran track and cross country in school, I wan
Thanks Karen!
I ran track and cross country in school, I wanted him to be a runner like me..Not with that monster build!
Yeah,but just think,he'll have all the girls swooning over him i
Yeah,but just think,he'll have all the girls swooning over him in football!...KAren
Hmmmm...Not sure if I want that or not! I married a football
Hmmmm...Not sure if I want that or not!
I married a football player, though!
When I was growing up,inthe Stone Age,girls did not call or chas
When I was growing up,inthe Stone Age,girls did not call or chase boys-they did the calling and chasing. Now,the girls are even worse,calling a zillion times all hours of the day and night,just about drove me nuts with my younger son. Now he has moved in with some girl and her two kids! When he comes to visit,without her,she calls him almost every 20 minutes-talk about insecure!...Karen
That is insecure. I hate that. Someone needs to teach that girl
That is insecure. I hate that. Someone needs to teach that girl how to play hard-to-get.
My brother's wife does that..He can't even go to the potty witho
My brother's wife does that..He can't even go to the potty without her looking for him..it's pathetic!
It's just too much work to be that insecure. Anyway, I think you
It's just too much work to be that insecure. Anyway, I think you have a better relationship if you don't spend so much time together. I have friends who do EVERYTHING with their husbands..Even grocery shop. My husband and I have seperate friends and seperate interests. We don't spend a whole lot of time together, usually just Saturdays, and he'll maybe watch one game with me on Sunday. We have a great marriage because of it.
Ok ladies, I need some advice since the topic of wife insecurity
Ok ladies, I need some advice since the topic of wife insecurity has risen. I get upset and feel kind of insulted when my husband rents a movie that ends up showing **** scenes and **** bodies. Am I crazy for feeling that way?
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No, I don't think you're crazy at all, that's normal. I think it
No, I don't think you're crazy at all, that's normal. I think it's a hoot when my husband gawks at ****y women on tv. But when there is one in person..well, I try, but I don't really like that.
**** scenes just make me uncomfortable in general..I always feel like he's watching me, waiting for my reaction.
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Thank you, I feel like part of me is way too jealous. I feel so
Thank you, I feel like part of me is way too jealous. I feel so ugly and insignificant when there is that on tv and in movies, it makes me wonder if my husband wished I were them, or looked better, although he denies that every time.
I believe men keep changing their way of thinking about women ov
I believe men keep changing their way of thinking about women over a period of time. Their view of thinking about a woman changes after the marriage. Before you tie the knot, they fancy about you and make you feel the greatest thing on earth, but after you get married, you are just like the neighbor next door, in fact much closer staying in the same house. I may have this wrong feeling but in general, there are only few exceptions who find their before wedded girlfriend just as charming a later accepted wife can be.
I agree, they get overly comfortable and seem aloof. The thing a
I agree, they get overly comfortable and seem aloof. The thing about men is, when they love you soooo much, they have no bloody idea how to express it emotionally. I know Frank is still crazy about me, even though sometimes we live together like brother and sister. It's the inaffectionate things he does for me that prove how he feels; The surprise kitten, his healthy home cooking which is such good medicine, the way he expresses his concerns over my health and safety by helping me bring my blood pressure down and by periodically checking my car, and there are many other things. I know how we all get when we watch a chick flick, or even some Star Wars prequels for that matter, and the main guy is always sensitive, but it's an act! Very few guys in real life display emotion like that.
My husband is pretty good with compliments, but I'm not stupid.
My husband is pretty good with compliments, but I'm not stupid. When I see a tall blond e with it all hanging out, I KNOW she's prettier than me, and I know he knows it too.
I guess there are just some girls you marry..And some you don't.
Ari, you are a very pretty woman. I'm not joking. Look in the mirror..I know I'm just looking at your pic, but hey, I'm gonna assume you are unphotogenic like me, and that is a GORGEOUS picture.
That's why it is said that women are more matured and practical
That's why it is said that women are more matured and practical then men. But if you talk about getting physical, they are the first one to get pumped up. Men are ready for it 25 days in a month and women feel the same, maybe in the remaining 5 days. (hypothetical statistics)
"Studying the heart of a girl is just like estimating the depth of an ocean". Very few men can reach that depth. If they do, life with their wife gets a different meaning.
Very true! I think when arguing with my husband, the words I
Very true!
I think when arguing with my husband, the words I scream the most are "You just don't get it, do you?"
They can be such blockheads!
I think "you just don't get it do you" is every married woman's
I think "you just don't get it do you" is every married woman's argumentative mantra.
I don't get weird if I'm watching something like that with Chris
I don't get weird if I'm watching something like that with Chris, or if I knows he's watching it...He's with me, and the chances of him getting with that actress (Or anyone who looks like her...My chris is a cutie, but he's not all that..lol) is very slim. So he's stuck with average old me. :)
Yeah, I kinda look at it that way, too...He married me!
Yeah, I kinda look at it that way, too...He married me!
I don't know,we've been married almost 27 years,it doesn't bothe
I don't know,we've been married almost 27 years,it doesn't bother me anymore.Years ago it did,I,too, had the-would he rather me look like her-thing.But,I figure,if he wants somone who looks or acts like that,he would go marry someone else. After a while in marriage,men begin to show their love and affection in different ways,checking the cars out,doing the yard,etc. That's the only way alot of them know how to express emotion and affection. After so many years,my husband has gotten alot better with showing,and saying the affection part.As far as looking at **** women or ****scenes,I think that's just part of men. Men are more visual when it comes to that,and women are more into the emotional part.I can honestly say,after all these years,our marriage is stronger and better that it ever was,even after the honeymoon phase :D ...KAren
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wow. Karen, that makes me feel good. We'll have 9 years in Novem
wow. Karen, that makes me feel good. We'll have 9 years in November, and I have finally started coming to the conclusion that there are much more important things than romance. He might not notice my haircut, or how smooth my legs are, or how cute my toes look painted pink, but he's a great Dad, and he's always there for me when I need a hug.