advice for the distracted..
Date: Wed, 12/27/2006 - 13:38
We used to worry about getting "action" now its all about gettin
We used to worry about getting "action" now its all about getting in "traction".
I joke alot, but really I don't feel 51--I feel about 30---
I joke alot, but really I don't feel 51--I feel about 30---
Lorri - I am 51 too. If I had a lip-numbing kiss and got all ho
Lorri - I am 51 too. If I had a lip-numbing kiss and got all hot and sweaty, it would probably be a hot flash.
Lol, JMM, I can identify with that - not like you and Lorri, tho
Lol, JMM, I can identify with that - not like you and Lorri, though. I'm only 49!!
Some of you youngsters could learn a lesson or two from those of
Some of you youngsters could learn a lesson or two from those of us who have, or are about to receive, our AARP cards. My youngest daughter looked at me like "why bother" when, at age 45, I got a tubal. She told me she was "shocked." I told her what would be shocking - her 45 y/o single mother 9 months pregnant. I believe she still thinks I live like a nun.
JMM, I don't blame you for a minute. I once knew a woman who at
JMM, I don't blame you for a minute. I once knew a woman who at 53 years of age was pregnant. I want to be enjoying my grandchildren, not more of my own!
OMG---My 25 year old daughter reacts the SAME way. "Why are you
OMG---My 25 year old daughter reacts the SAME way. "Why are you even looking at birth control stuff, Mom?" she says to me in Walmart. I say Why do you think? Then---she says "well you better, cause I don't want to have to raise a brother or sister". She was kidding, of course---but I like to stand in that section of Walmart or any store and look at stuff just to embarrass her. :D Thats what moms are for right?
Oh you better believe it!! I'd like to think someday I'll h
Oh you better believe it!!
I'd like to think someday I'll have a kiss that makes my lips go numb!
Well, when I had this lip number---I was about 20 and a terrible
Well, when I had this lip number---I was about 20 and a terrible tease (so they tell me)and I had to teach this dork how to kiss and everything! So, after awhile my mom started doing the flashing the porch light thing to get me to come in. When I came inside, my hair was messed up, etc. I tried to say something to her and found that my lips felt funny!
Lorri--Don't feel bad....Between the ages of 21-23 I was a HORRI
Lorri--Don't feel bad....Between the ages of 21-23 I was a HORRIBLE flirt. There was one day that I had 3 dates in one day...Went to lunch with one guy, then came home..and got ready for dinner with another guy...Then got a "stomach ache" and went home so I could change and go out with ANOTHER guy to a movie...lol I couldn't believe I actually pulled it off.
I'm waiting for the Lifetime movie on that one, Jessi! :lol:
I'm waiting for the Lifetime movie on that one, Jessi! :lol:
It could probably make a good one...I did get a happy ending bec
It could probably make a good one...I did get a happy ending because I met my Chris at the end of that time, and haven't wanted anyone else. :) I should start on that script...Who's going to play me????
Oh MAN!!! This is quite a thread, how did I miss it before?
Oh MAN!!! This is quite a thread, how did I miss it before?
**sigh** I'm feeling all romantic and goose-bumpy inside...We had a "date night" last night, you know, we try to pretend we haven't been married for ten freakin' years? But it's just not the same...
Hmmm...who should play Jessi in the Lifetime movie version of he
Hmmm...who should play Jessi in the Lifetime movie version of her flirty years...
Britney Spears?
Jessica Simpson?
LOL ...just kidding.... :twisted:
Hey, I'm not that dizzy! Pick someone with some acting talen
Hey, I'm not that dizzy!
Pick someone with some acting talent and some class! There's not many who can duplicate THIS!!! LOL
LOL Jessi! I was just picking on you, I just HAD to - you left
LOL Jessi! I was just picking on you, I just HAD to - you left it wide open!
Oh Jessi---you and I must be cosmic twins!!!! More than once I d
Oh Jessi---you and I must be cosmic twins!!!! More than once I did the double/triple book date thing. When it got really messy is when I was dating this guy and his best friend. It worked really well, till they started talkin'.
Lorri, you are a HOOT!!! I hope 2007 rocks for you, no one d
Lorri, you are a HOOT!!!
I hope 2007 rocks for you, no one deserves it more!
Thank you little girl with the sparkly ring. Sounds bee-you-tee-
Thank you little girl with the sparkly ring. Sounds bee-you-tee-ful. Oh and the double/triple booking dates thing? Long, long, LONG time ago---back in the days when John Travolta was skinny and single.
LOL....I used to adore John Travolta. When I was like 6 years ol
LOL....I used to adore John Travolta. When I was like 6 years old, my mom took my sister and I to the mall. My sister is 8 1/2 years older than me, and my mom said she could take me into the theater(at the mall) to see Jungle Book. Well, my sister had different ideas, and she took me to see Grease instead. I loved it! I loved the movie, and I fell in love with Travolta that day. It's still probably my all-time favorite movie.
Grease, Urban Cowboy and Saturday Night Fever are ALL on my list
Grease, Urban Cowboy and Saturday Night Fever are ALL on my list of faves. Every time I went to a disco or a country bar I would always be looking for Travolta look alikes---needless to say I was always disappointed.
LOL at Lorri!! Did you ever ride a mechanical bull? I've alw
LOL at Lorri!!
Did you ever ride a mechanical bull? I've always wanted to do that, that's on my list of things to do in this lifetime.
Lorri... One night, I canceled a date w/ this guy named Jason
Lorri...
One night, I canceled a date w/ this guy named Jason, because another guy...Much sexier guy, Colin called and wanted to come over.
So I told Jason, I was sick and not to come over.
Colin and I made out in my living room with the blinds open...Nothing too graphic, no nudity..
Well, Jason came by ANYWAY...And was not amused when he saw me sucking face with Colin. I told him it was HIS fault for not listening to me in the first place..lol
Ooopsie
Jessi.. Where was your mom? Was she home when you were playi
Jessi..
Where was your mom? Was she home when you were playing tonsil hockey? Shame on YOU!!! :lol:
Did you tell him the doctor said he was bad medicine and gave lo
Did you tell him the doctor said he was bad medicine and gave love a bad name? Nice way to manipulate the situation! :D
One time, I was making out with the guy I really liked. Another
One time, I was making out with the guy I really liked. Another guy that I dated called me on the phone at the same time. I was still trying to make out yet, carry on a convesation over the phone---and was I LYING!!!!! oooooohhhhhhh, I said "no you can't come over, cause UHH, UMM, I am going to my aunt's house. He says, I'll come with. I say, UHH, no---my aunt is..uh, well its personal and don't ask me anything else and I hung up. And I continued my little game of slap and tickle with the other guy.
wow, this thread is getting really sexy.. :oops: I guess I'
wow, this thread is getting really sexy.. :oops:
I guess I've always been a good little girl..I haven't been without a boyfriend since I was 14, and I was always loyal to that ONE. (I don't have a boyfriend right now, though! :lol: )
Lorri! You were quite the naughty, naughty girl! :o
Lorri! You were quite the naughty, naughty girl! :o
oh stop it! little miss goody two shoes with the big honkin' spa
oh stop it! little miss goody two shoes with the big honkin' sparkler. I am glad you don't have a boyfriend right now, bet your husband is too :D .
LOL!!! My husband is the sexiest, sweetest man in the whole wide
LOL!!! My husband is the sexiest, sweetest man in the whole wide world!!!
Yes, I was a naughty girl :twisted: I actually was really a good
Yes, I was a naughty girl :twisted: I actually was really a good girl until I hit about 19 and then woooooossssssshhhhhhh I was a wild girl (for me anyway)
well, YEAH, now you like him----He gave you THAT ring! (LOL)
well, YEAH, now you like him----He gave you THAT ring! (LOL)
OH you think that you got him all figured out he's a sweet talki
OH you think that you got him all figured out he's a sweet talking stud who can melt girls hearts with his .........(I can't remember what comes next)
All you wanted was a whole lotta money, all the rest was just JI
All you wanted was a whole lotta money, all the rest was just JIVIN' honey!!!!
I've done everything thing for you.....You've done nothing for m
I've done everything thing for you.....You've done nothing for me!
I like this, it's like "I can name that tune in 4 notes!"
When the hit man comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated..
When the hit man comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated...
Feels like I'm in the twilight zone, this place is a madhouse...
Feels like I'm in the twilight zone, this place is a madhouse..........
I had to sing that line over and over in my head a few times! LO
I had to sing that line over and over in my head a few times! LOL I was actually at first going to go with a song by the Little River Band. LOL
It's kind of a special feeling, when you're out on the sea alone
It's kind of a special feeling, when you're out on the sea alone..staring at the full moon like a lover!
splain' how to play the game or is it private? is it like the "s
splain' how to play the game or is it private? is it like the "song game"?
OMG!~ I didn't think you'd get that!! I love that too!! ok..
OMG!~ I didn't think you'd get that!! I love that too!! ok..
I beg your pardon, mama, what did you say?
WOW!!! I want to go where the weather suits my clothes..
WOW!!!
I want to go where the weather suits my clothes..