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Woe Is My Joe

Date: Mon, 04/09/2007 - 18:34

Submitted by anonymous
on Mon, 04/09/2007 - 18:34

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Well my beer has run dry
But I ain't gunna cry
Cause, Oh Woe is my Joe

Well he ain't got no legs,
Let alone a big toe
Oh woe is my Joe

Well the debts up to here
And the debts up to there
Oh woe is my Joe

Now the farm lands run dry
I still ain't gunna cry
Oh Woe is my Joe

Now I have tried
Tried to stand
Stand by my man
But I'm pissed off as hell
I'm not one to dwell
Without a dental plan
I can't get no teeth
Now I can't
I can't stand
I can't stand by this gamblin man
Oh Woe is Joe


I think Joe should go and blow the snow off the plateau. He did outgrow the chateau, and when it went into escrow, Joe needed dough. He sold his Van Gogh and Peugeot, won 2nd place at the dog show, went quid pro quo with a gold pro for some bordeaux, but in the end, he had to lay low and just go with the flow. Last thing we know, Joe left skid row in a slow UFO.


lrhall41

Submitted by jedijeff13 on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 06:09

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I've kinda strayed from my country ruts in this one folks, but if you like ya some Foreigner and are "Hot Blooded" I think you will like my lil' rendention

Well I'm a hot momma
Just ain't got no teeth

I got a man
With a dental plan

I'm gett'n dentures
And you will all see

I am
Priddy Patti
Priddy Patti

I had a farmer
He was not the loser for me

Danger is just a formality
I love my man
With the dental plan

I am
Priddy Patti
Priddy Patti


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 14:01

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I ain't really gone nowheres. Just hanging out, then Farmer Joe got mine eyes. And the GLORY they HAVE seen! Now I kinda gots myself in a girly predictiment quite right. I problems solve through my song write'n. I'm just a bublling up inside with all types of diddlies. WhooooHoooo


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 17:10

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Miss Julie Andrews was always prescious to me I've been pondering my "Dear John" letter to my prescious farming love, whatta you think, I thought Sound of Music theme would soften the blow:


So long
Farewell
I hope you find your legs
I think
I hid
Them very very well
Don't try
To come
Looking for me
I am
Not
In town anymore
My true
Love
Danger has come
I must
Go
So................
So long
Farewell
I hope you find your legs
I think
I hid
Them very very well.


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 18:17

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I will truly work on that diddly for ya ma'am. But let me stick this one on ya'all. I love the Carpenters.

Don't you remember you told me your name was Danger
Said you could kick the ass of a stranger

Danger Danger Danger
Baby Oh Danger

Said you would dance on the face of that stranger

Anger Anger Anger
Baby oh anger

I pray for you,
I really do
I pray for you


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 18:28

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Dang girls! Dang you Miss Finsfan! You down right brought tears to my eyeballs! That was my break out, I was gunna go Hollywood and all with that one! I ain't give'n up, no not me, Not Miss Priddy. I've got fight'n here on my insides and my Pa always said, "Go girl, go girl, GITTY UP!" YeeeeHaw, I'm gunna giddy up and take it! That there is my break out tune!


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 18:34

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Dang, look ya'all, this gots me to a think'n. I can do this, I really think I can. But I am gunna needs me a what I like to call a Top Lady Priddy, somebody thats gots the brain nohow, can handle the what could be a true fan base. Hope I aint right jump'n the guns just yet. Miss Finsfan, I hope you accept this invitation to be my Top Lady Priddy, I need some ones to collaborate and all. You been there from the get.


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 18:39

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Oh well shucks! That takes all! Dang, THANKS MISS FINSFAN! Just you wait, my teeth come in next weeks, things are gunna change. My Danger is com'n into a nice pay and Priddy Patti gunna get her right fair share, oh yea! Gitt'n my teeths and some spend'n money from my Danger Boy, we gunn take it! Take it all the way.


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 04/10/2007 - 18:44

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Priddy, You are going to be a star once you get those teeth. :D


lrhall41

Submitted by KYSIDE38 on Wed, 04/11/2007 - 17:31

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