Woe Is My Joe

Could his wife be a 'ho? cause it rhymes with Joe---

Another verse could be--

"I won't be no 'ho for that slimey ol' Joe"

cont....

Now I'm a pick'n and a grinn'n
Still ain't got me no teeth.

I've taken up advice from my good friend Lorri,

So go be woe Joe
I ain't gunna be your Ho
I gots my pride
Teeth or no teeth
A ho for Joe?
I don't think SO!

I think Joe should go and blow the snow off the plateau. He did outgrow the chateau, and when it went into escrow, Joe needed dough. He sold his Van Gogh and Peugeot, won 2nd place at the dog show, went quid pro quo with a gold pro for some bordeaux, but in the end, he had to lay low and just go with the flow. Last thing we know, Joe left skid row in a slow UFO.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

I best get me a dental plan Danger Boy Doug, momma needs some teeth! xoxoxoxo-Priddy Patti

Whoa!--say it ain't say about poor ol' Joe

Joe - so no mo'.

I think patti is going for a dental plan, she's tired of being a toothless hit song writer. She'll get more exposure with a set of full dentures.

outstanding!!!

Priddy Patti has a way of making you feel the moment she is in. Most spectacular, I knew you would like her new stuff fins.

It has an acquired taste for sure..... LOL

No teeth?
Hmmmmm...could we lend her some? For a small fee? LMAO!

I wonder...Steelers, do you think there is an album we could buy?

OMG! You know what, maybe if she sees what a talent others think she has, maybe she will tape record something on cassette. Hell, I'd settle for an eight track recording, just to make me feel where she is coming from. She is down right spunky.

I really feel it too.

I've kinda strayed from my country ruts in this one folks, but if you like ya some Foreigner and are "Hot Blooded" I think you will like my lil' rendention

Well I'm a hot momma
Just ain't got no teeth

I got a man
With a dental plan

I'm gett'n dentures
And you will all see

I am
Priddy Patti
Priddy Patti

I had a farmer
He was not the loser for me

Danger is just a formality
I love my man
With the dental plan

I am
Priddy Patti
Priddy Patti

Now that one rocks! I really like it, it's a nice change of pace.

Nice to have you back Priddy Patty :D :D

I ain't really gone nowheres. Just hanging out, then Farmer Joe got mine eyes. And the GLORY they HAVE seen! Now I kinda gots myself in a girly predictiment quite right. I problems solve through my song write'n. I'm just a bublling up inside with all types of diddlies. WhooooHoooo

I rightly apologize ladies, that is me, Guest above. Got myself in an a quandry, forgot to give my name.

Don't worry Priddy Patti, I know how befuddled men make you, no wonder why you forgot to log in! I'm glad to see you back again, hope you've got those pretty eyes of yours on the right guy this time!! Keep putting out the hits!!

Miss Julie Andrews was always prescious to me I've been pondering my "Dear John" letter to my prescious farming love, whatta you think, I thought Sound of Music theme would soften the blow:


So long
Farewell
I hope you find your legs
I think
I hid
Them very very well
Don't try
To come
Looking for me
I am
Not
In town anymore
My true
Love
Danger has come
I must
Go
So................
So long
Farewell
I hope you find your legs
I think
I hid
Them very very well.

You are so damn talented, Priddy. I mean that. I have no words..None at all.

Hey can you make a song that goes something like
I got tears in my beer cuz my dog ran away and I can't go chasin him cuz I lost my legs??? That would be a perfect song for Farmer Joe!

I will truly work on that diddly for ya ma'am. But let me stick this one on ya'all. I love the Carpenters.

Don't you remember you told me your name was Danger
Said you could kick the ass of a stranger

Danger Danger Danger
Baby Oh Danger

Said you would dance on the face of that stranger

Anger Anger Anger
Baby oh anger

I pray for you,
I really do
I pray for you

Excellent as usual, Priddy.

Listen, I wanted to remind you of something...
http://www.debtconsolidationcare.com/pub/about20302.html

LOL!!!!! Don't ever change, Priddy...

Dang girls! Dang you Miss Finsfan! You down right brought tears to my eyeballs! That was my break out, I was gunna go Hollywood and all with that one! I ain't give'n up, no not me, Not Miss Priddy. I've got fight'n here on my insides and my Pa always said, "Go girl, go girl, GITTY UP!" YeeeeHaw, I'm gunna giddy up and take it! That there is my break out tune!

Priddy, when you make it to Holly wood, I will give you a laminated print-out of all of your DebtCC songs as a reminder. When you are famous you remember your biggest supporter, fins.

Dang, look ya'all, this gots me to a think'n. I can do this, I really think I can. But I am gunna needs me a what I like to call a Top Lady Priddy, somebody thats gots the brain nohow, can handle the what could be a true fan base. Hope I aint right jump'n the guns just yet. Miss Finsfan, I hope you accept this invitation to be my Top Lady Priddy, I need some ones to collaborate and all. You been there from the get.

LOL No wonder I am addicted to this forum...y'all sure know how to make a girl laugh!

OMG, YES!!! I accept your offer with many, many thanks. I will never let you down, Priddy. Never. I will be your Top Lady Pridy, and together we will make you a star. You've got the talent, and I've got the brains.

Priddy, I'm going to bed now. Make sure you get some rest, we have a LOT of work to do!

Oh well shucks! That takes all! Dang, THANKS MISS FINSFAN! Just you wait, my teeth come in next weeks, things are gunna change. My Danger is com'n into a nice pay and Priddy Patti gunna get her right fair share, oh yea! Gitt'n my teeths and some spend'n money from my Danger Boy, we gunn take it! Take it all the way.

Priddy, You are going to be a star once you get those teeth. :D