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To Procollect: Re a very serious matter!!

Date: Fri, 09/07/2007 - 17:30

Submitted by goldenbast
on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 17:30

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09/07/2007

Procollect
1234 head up his butt
Uranus, Outterspace

Re: Ridiculous amount of money you owe us

Dear Procollect:

Our records indicate that you owe us $235,416.02. We do not care if you are suffering any hardship, have a life-altering event or have been abducted by aliens. You owe us this money and we expect you to remit in full by 12:00 am on 09/08/2007.

If you do not comply we will be forced to call you at all hours of the day and night at home, at your place of employment, while you are in the bathroom or picking your nose. We will also have you arrested and then we will sue you once you get out of jail for three times the amount stated above. If all that fails, then maybe we will just come and break your legs.

Thank you and we appreciate your business. Have a nice day.


NOTICE IN COMPLIANCE WITH FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICE ACT
Unless you notify this office within thirty (30 – count your fingers 3 times) days after receiving this notice that you dispute the validity of the debt or any portion thereof, this office will assume that the debt is valid. If you notify this office in writing within the thirty (30 – again count your fingers 3 times) days from receiving this notice that you dispute this debt, too bad, we still think it is valid anyway and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.


:lol: That is hilarious. Can we send that back to them for real. Ha They probably sh!t on themselves lol


lrhall41

Submitted by on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:07

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