Announcement!!!!!!!!!

I know you guys are pm'ing about renting ****os. You can't fool me. roxy, just go into the back, behind the dark curtain, next to the sign that says "You must be 18 to enter"!!! LOL! Sounds quite inviting, doesn't it???? :lol:

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LOL! Cannr, she wanted my advice on what to rent next...

Guess I should not have checked out so early last night... :lol: I will pm you both the title of what I rent along with a move revie..... :wink:

BOW WOW CHICKA BOW WOW :wink:

I cannot imagine being old as I am and not peeking at one time to time. My modern naughty wife will pick out her own and I would get mine. They can be very useful distractions to improve your mood with each other. :lol:

BOW WOW CHICKA BOW WOW Cajun!!!!! :D

:shock: Evidently I am missing something in my sheltered life. :lol:

I knew I loved cajun! :wink:

I have learned quite a bit in the last 24 hours :wink:

Well, Hubby went to work at 3:00 am and then came home and cooked our dinner....while I slept on the couch...guess I owe him... :wink: And according to my three mentors....well, i will just leave it at that. :oops:

Oh man, roxy. You owe your husband BIG TIME! Now, if they don't have the "dark back room" at the video rental places in your town, you just let me know. I can grab you a few "good ones" and send them to you to share with your husband! :lol:

Thanks!!! I would just love to explain that one! :lol: Does netflix do those??? I think it would be much safer in this really small town to have them delivered to the door. Atleast I know the mail lady and she would not be shocked.

LMAO! Why do I think that netflix won't do it? Now, I don't know for sure............ I can see it now. I'll have to go to netflix and see if they offer "those kind" of movies! :lol:

That would be quite a raquet...a netflix style **** outfit. I am sure there has to be one out there somewhere..... :lol:


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You do realize that I will look this up, don't you? :shock:

Yes, inquiring minds want to know... :wink:

There are a couple of mail order video places out there,but it is for discounted purchase not rental. The bible belt thinks we will all burn in Hell so I can't rent down here anymore. I however can purchase video and any toys I want from about three local stores! :lol:

roxy! Listen to cajun! He's found a way "around" the bible belt rental situation! Damn! I knew we should have just asked cajun!

BOW WOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!

If roxy and cajun start pm'ing - I'm outta here! :shock:

Ok, I did some investigating and there is a store in the next town over. They sell lingerie, but I was told there is a back room. :shock:

cannr do realize I am naughty only with my current lady,but being old has an advantage of years of experience coupled with a freaky lady who is game for anything! :lol: Did I mention I was happily married! :shock: :lol:

:shock: ok............. Cajun, I think she is having fun at out expense.

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cajun, I know you're happily married! And you're a lucky one, my friend! You've got a nice "freaky lady" who's game for almost anything! Don't know of a lot of men who could say that! I think many would be jealous! But, I think we need to "guide" roxy into the right direction here........ Now, she's found that there is a store in the next town with a "back room". We just have to get her into the back room! :lol:
And, yes, I am having fun, roxy! :lol:

Hey freaky women are a rarity these days that any ole shoe like me would appreciate. I take the stance that what two people are happy doing with each other is perfectly fine with me and the rest of the world's nosy people can take a short leap off a tall building for all I care about their comments.

Marriage is a vow that is very hard to keep now days and a famous comedian hit it right on the head when he said that couples need to reinvent the wheel at times to ensure they are happy with each other. A modern man should not be offended if he is not all that.Rather he should be taking notes and learning what his lady needs from him to make her all right with the world.

Cajun, you are wonderful.I also agree what two people do is their business,and no one has the right to judge or criticize. If more people took your advice,I think there would be more happy people walking around.

Ha ha! This thread is hilarious! I love all the "bow wow chicka bow wow"!! :) Just thought I'd share, I live in South Dakota, not the bible belt, but still the land of old-fashioned farmers... and we have (only a few blocks from my home) an "ADULT SUPER STORE." A few years ago, there was only one place in town... down town, a scary little dimly lit place that had videos and such, but now there is this SUPER STORE (it looks like a mini Wal-Mart! hee hee) that is advertised all over with billboards and commercials!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it at all, and hope that's not the impression I am giving, I am just suprised that here in the Northern Great Plains, with our 50 years behind the times kinda mentality, it's so accepted to have a SUPER STORE. It cracks me up! I thought when it opened that there would be people protesting in front of it!

They don't call it SUPER for nothing!!!!!

Ha ha ha! I love it! Super indeed! :wink:

I am in NYC do I have to tell you??????

I have a funny story about these type of stores. About 6 years ago, my adult son was living with me,looking for a job-no luck.
Finally he came home and told me he got one- in an adult store! I told him his grandmother would have a fit, and to tread easy with this one.

We sat down on her sofa and he proceeds to tell her he is working for Toy Box--she gets really happy and says, "it's a shame you didn't work there when your brother was young and you could get a discount for toys for him" :lol: So then we had to explain it was a toy store for big people :lol: karen

ROFLMAO!! Too cute!