Fighting On the Forum

Now Irish is correcting me? Good grief! At least I don't wear two day old underwear. Have you heard of toilet paper?

I will make you leave him alone! I am NOT above blackmail. You are a rotten moderator, I bet you don't even know how to delete.

Irish, you better stop siding with her, or I will tell everyone about how YOU eat.

Well at least I know where my teeth are.

I'll delete your sorry butt......FINS LOVE MIKE!

Fins keeps her teeth in a glass by the sink....

One time Fins farted when she was at my house and blamed it on my dog. My dog's farts aren't that stinky. Can anyone say gas mask?

And I don't wear undies - so there!

At least my dentures are whole. Irish thinks it's cute to black out her teeth. She also like polyester bellbottems. One time I went to lunch with her and she burped every time she took a bite..and they stunk.

Mishele, no one will blame you because of your gas problems. Don't try to point the finger at me, everyone knows it's you.

I'm a lady. I don't fart.

You are no lady! your farts stink worse than Irish's burps!

When is the last time you showered? You have a lot of little "buggy" friends.

Excuuuuuuse me!I will have you know that thos sbd's that you pop come across the computer so you better check your drawers.

LMAO!!!!!!!! Irish, you a clever one.

I shower daily, thank you! You might want to consider washing your hair.

And Irish..Please..Don't try to atack me. It only makes your big black tooth in front stand out more.

You are just jealous because I can paint smiley faces on it!

Chuckles says you have enough grease on your head to start my engine.......

Otay Porky - to whom are you directing that slick post to? Welcome back Chucky!

Let's all be honest here...We all know who the best one here is...And that would be ME! I'm perfect.

Okay, you guys, no need to worry. I can help all of you (except Jessi because she's perfect).

Mishele, I know you love Mexican food, but eat a little less of it and get some Gas-Ex, and your little problem will be gone in no time.

Fins, my grandmother used to lose her teeth a lot, too. You can try leaving them on the dashboard in your car. That way, you'll see them when you're driving. (Just don't leave them out when it's really cold or really hot because that might cause some problems).

Irish, I can help you with your Smiley's. Once you get the hang of it, they're really not that hard to make.

Jedi and Bossy, they have these strips you put over your nose to stop the snoring. If those don't work, try a clothes pin. It used to work wonders on my sister when we were kids.

Mike, yoga is supposed to help stress. Maybe you should try that. You really do need to reduce your stress level. It's not good for you.

Anyway, I hope these little tidbits of info helped.

Donna....You seem to know an awful lot about health problems.....I think it's because you're a gassy toothless snore'r yourself...Ooops, you made me promise not to tell...:)

Geez, Jessi, I thought I could trust you to keep my secret. And here I was, pacifying you, letting you think you were perfect. Don't worry, though. I won't tell anybody about all your plastic surgery. Oops, did I say that?

LOL

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All you liars need to have your mouths washed out with soap....and I have about 800 lbs of soap in my store that you can pick from!

Poor Mike :lol: I told Mishele that this would probably send you over the edge!!..KAren

Holy crap. All you women have M.I.


Major Issues. And don't get me started on Bossy's lack of direction.

I heard bossy loves cats so much she sometimes thinks she is one. and when nobody is looking she eats cat food.

DING DING- Back in your corners........

LMAO! We're a pretty funny bunch. I had to leave last night so I could go to the store for some shampoo...... I might have fleas :wink:

Shampoo - don't you mean a dip?

What's wrong with eating cat food? We all do that....

Shampoo rules------I personally like herbal essence :)

Irish, I got you some markers for your teeth :-)

are they day glo?

Why yes they are...... Was I supposed to get flea dip..... Darnit.... I did get fins some more snot rags though..

Mishele now I know what Jeff meant when he said you have a party in your pants. Fleas aren't that bad. Fins was sent home from work because she had lice. She was trying to play that old "it's just dandruff" excuse, so her boss sent her to the nurse's office and they did the comb test on her.

Wow you guys are the best at the insults just leave me out you all scare :roll: me but how awesome to read..
:D :D :shock: :D :D

Ok Pdl - this one's for you - BOOGADY-BOOGADY - BOO!!
How's that for a scare? and what makes you think that you can get away unscathed? HUH?

Because...
It that good enough... :shock:

:idea: I am a sweet thing who has no idea how to insult anyone... :o

Once you post on this thread, you are fair game. :wink:

Debtcruncher,

I got rid of my crotch crickets...... Get your facts straight..... Shees! :roll:

Darn.. I thought I could post while wearing teflon.. :D

Is that what they call scabies in your neck of the world?

cute... Irish..

JediJeff-I may have lack of direction but I heard you parade around town in womens undies-and debt cruncher-I heard you stand in your back yard
**** singing "The Star Spangled Banner"!!

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Bossy - I think that Debtcruncher would be singing "Rally round the flag Boys" And Pdl How kind of you to finally notice - Yes I am the most beautiful one here! And everyone should begin throwing roses at my feet. I do not know what took you all so long realizing my beauty!

Just got the new contacts..."rose colored"

LOL at Irish-that's a good one!!

OK Just a FYI as long as you are making fun of me..(
did not like my screen name...
so... know you can make fun of Poptart's.mom

This is horrible - I could really have a good time with that name if I wrote what I read without my glasses! I can't put it down.