Fighting On the Forum

ok...all of the guys on this forum have DSB....dreaded sperm build-up. It's the male equivilant of PMS. You get mood swings, irritable, etc. So, just eat a box of chocolates and go crying to your mother! And, I KNOW that nobody loves me...I'm not even a moderator. Am I just not as much of a butt kisser like the rest of you guys? ROFLMAO!!! :lol:

Look - take your fair hair locks, swedishgirl, and go suck a Ricola.

And poptartsmom??? Well....you got the "tart" right.

You got that right.. I even make change...
Had to find a way to pay those PDL's...
Wait I think I saw you on the other side of the street...

Jeffy -was he strutting, selling or sitting in a doorway with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20?

Why Strutting of course...with a Mad Dog 20/20

If anyone knows anything about MD 20/20, it'd be that Irish broad.

Hey - got a joke for you, Irish. 2 Irish fellows walked into a bar. A third saw it and stepped out of the way. Go enjoy your Bushmills, ya lush.

Why thank you - are you buying? Because I am afraid that you will have to stand on the corner for a while longer - it doesn't look like you have colected enough change in that cup for a double on the rocks.

Well maybe if you would stop standing so close to me and scaring people with your stench....

ExcUUUUUUUse Me!! Actually that 20 barrells of git back that you are wearing is making everyones' eyes water so badly that they cannot see this beautiful thirsty Irish goddess.

Ya know what I enjoy. Schools in the world that teach students that "beautiful thirsty Irish goddess" means something positive. It's so nice they give the down trodden some hope and positive reinforcement.

Debtcruncher, why did you have to tell everyone my secret? I didn't have LICE, per se..It's just a couple of eggs.

Debtcruncher is just NIT picking Fins.

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me put that famous line.............. This will fit best here.


"PAY YOUR BILLS. DON'T BE A LOSER... whatever"

You guys are too funny! I needed a laugh this afternoon!!! :lol:

Good - cuz we all get a laugh looking at YOU, 2nband.

Don't whine!! You all will be banned for making personal attacks on every poster in this fighting thread.

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I think that Tammy is using sign language.

Tammy, is that what you are doing?? Laughing on each of us??

No I'm not laughing at you. Its just good to see people getting along and having fun.

But, if you want me to laugh at you, I will!

So, Jeff is our panty thief?!! Panty raids are so high school :lol:

Bossy, I don't have a backyard- but I do have a balcony on a busy street. I admit I have been the cause of a few accidents when I stand out there
**** and sing. Really, that's how a pick up women. But at least I don't have catfood-breath.

And sorry Fins about letting your secret out. I thought it was public knowledge after I heard this on the news: seems early one day last month, a crane operator was lifting some materials onto the roof of a power plant, and he was distracted by a woman who he seen picking little things out of her hair and eating them. He was so distracted he accidentally knocked the crane into the side of the building.

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Debtcruncher, I remember seeing that on the news. I didn't get a real good look at who it was, though. That was you, Fins? You should know better than to do that in public. I guess you've finally come out of the closet. Well, good for you.

Hey, Debtcruncher, I drove by one night when you were flashing/singing. I think you're mistaken. That's not a way to pick up women. I think the reason for the accident was everyone rushing to get away.

Jeff, you do too like pink. Let's not forget that pink and purple tutu - and your matching pink ballet slippers.

Uh oh Jeff...now that wasn't very nice! I think you are mistaking about it being me that you are laughing at. I think you just caught a glimps of yourself in the mirror or maybe that redspot in the middle of your fore head blinded ya! LOL


Here I was trying to be nice and Jeff had to start it. I may not be as quick with the come backs, but I strike when one least expects it. :twisted:

Debtcruncher, listen..Maybe you should stop shaving your back. I mean, that razor burn is really nasty. Just go with the man sweater, maybe you'd get more girls that way. Big red bumps growing are not sexy.

Ok, so now I'm really pissed. I'm missing my favorite pair of undies..They are black and hot pink velvet..They're a thong. Jeff, if I find out you have them, you're dead. I mean it. I WILL tell everyone about you in that nightclub.

Like they don't already now. Tell them something that would amaze them, like:

"dbaker is smart."
"2nband is kind and caring."
"Mishele has lots of friends."
"Tammy's rash is completely cured."

Just wanted to say I've been enjoying this thread, very much :lol:

Jeff, just because all of your friends are imaginary, don't say that I don't have any friends...... Fins, I think you should tell the night club story. Enquring minds want to know :-) I did see Jeff with your undewear too. He seemed very proud because he said, "I got's Fin's underwear". He said he got tired of wearing Spiderman underoos. Plus, don't get me started about the skid marks :roll:

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Just want to say, it is so good to see all of you good ole mods, debt sams, members "debating" here. When I first came to this website, all of you and a couple of others (polly and shirley come to mind), were the reason I got help and got out of my financial mess. I was so distressed to see this board falling apart. If not for you people, I would still be in hell. If I were to find this website as a new comer now, I would still be in hell. The warm welcome you gave, the helpful info you gave, is what truly helped me. If this board is to continue to help others, you must never leave. Please, don't ever change! I have seen change here, and I don't think it is good. This place is nothing without you. Keep up the good work. "Guests" appreciate you. Diseases, fleas and all.

Thank you, guest. You'll fit right in. Any problems we should know about (fleas, lice, etc.?). Tammy, it really is too bad about that rash. Did Debtcruncher try shaving your back, too? I hear he's on a roll with that. Mishele, did you ever get the dip? I hope it took care of your problem. Jeff, it really wasn't very nice to take Fins' undies. I'm sure you can get a pair just like them. As far as the skid marks, like I told my granddaughter, you just have to do a better job wiping.

There is no "better job"...He doesn't wipe AT ALL. I'm sick and tired of it. He has ruined countless pairs of my undies. Last week he completely stretched out my cute little apple green ones, and he stained the entire back. I couldn't wash it out, I had to throw them away. You know, I don't want to talk about him, but I am tired of it. I'm going to make him start buying me new ones. Enough is enough.

I don't think that it is Jeff with the skid problem at all. Have you read Morningstar's saying - he must have some experience with major poopoo undies! Either that or her really doesn't know the difference between exlax and and sleeping pills.

Can I ask who wears the ones that say "spoiled" across the front? I thought someone told me is was Jeff?!? :twisted: I have never met him, but the "picture" that pops into my head could be quite scary. LOL

I think that I saw one of with neon orange speedo on with phat across the back. I am not sure which one tho because of Jeff's mask and Morningstar only has a sign.

Yes, I went to the vet and had my flea dip. I think we should make Jeff go to Victoria's Secret and buy Fin's some more underwear. Someone will have to go with him so he doesn't try to wear them home. This problem is really out of control. Irish, can you please put your teeth back in? I really can't understand a word that you are saying.

It's a really good thing I'm so perfect. :lol:

Mishele, glad to hear you got dipped! I agree, someone should go with Jeff. He might be tempted to take all of the pretty undies home instead of giving them to Fins. Maybe Jessi should go with him since she would probably buy the "perfect" undies. Mishele, it's not Irish's teeth that make it hard to understand her. It's all that green beer she's been drinking since St. Patty's Day.

Jessi, you are living in fantasy land if you that. I see the white coats coming :lol:

Jessi, remember dear..I spent a few days with you back in January. I know all about your horrible problem. I won't tell anyone, though..

It wasn't me that had the gas, Fins...It was Polly. Just because she tried to pass it off on me....Haven't you ever heard the phrase, "Firt hen cackled, laid the egg"?

It wasn't me that had the gas, Fins...It was Polly. Just because she tried to pass it off on me....Haven't you ever heard the phrase, "First hen cackled, laid the egg"?

Jessi - you are a perfect what?

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When did I get BO? LMAO!

Mishele, you've always had BO. I just didn't want to upset you.

I thought that stench was coming from your direction. I had a shower this morning :-)

Morningstar - the thing about friendly advice is some working knoledge regarding the subject - nough said!

Hey, I had no idea my buddy was taking sleeping pills when I gave him ex lax brownies :mrgreen: But...it made a good practical joke a hell of a lot funnier :wink:

That was me that posted as guest - I had a terrible time logging in yesterday! Gee - Mishele and Fins - I thought that that was the toxic waste dump!