This is so funny, thought I would share.
For the past two weeks, I have been getting collection calls at work for a person that has never worked at my company. I keep telling the collector that they are calling a business, and no such person works there. Each day they get a bit ruder (they have refused to supply their name).
Well today, the same person that has called (her name is Jane) since Monday called again.
Me: "Look, Jane.